Loose Cannon, by bearprincess (NC-17)

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Fandom: WELCOME TO NIGHT VALE
Pairing: Cecil/Carlos
Length: 2,389 words
Author on LJ: unknown
Author Website: softgrungececil and scibfs on Tumblr; works on AO3
Warnings: Anal Sex, Sex Toys, Fingerfucking, Strap-Ons, Trans Character, Embarrassment, Mountains Being Real; Bottom Cecil
Why this must be read:

This smoking hot story was inspired by a post on Tumblr: “*whispers into the night* someone needs to write a fic where Cecil gets all sexually flustered by Carlos’ badboy behavior like eating toast, believing in mountains, and using pens.”*

Bearprincess chose to use her headcanon!Carlos, who is genderqueer, to fill the prompt, and since he and Cecil had the Coming-Out-as-Transgender conversation in another fic, that aspect is treated with a wonderful matter-of-factness as the scientist shows off his collection of “unauthorized items” in the bedroom.

Carlos mostly hadn't gotten his packers approved because he, for some crazy reason, had never thought of them as contraband. He still isn't sure that he needs forms for them--and he knows the rules front to back, actually--but it's the fun and thrill of it that matters.

“Loose Cannon” on AO3

* This post also inspired a widely reblogged comment, “oKAY WHAT THE SHIT IS NIGHT VALE”