"Free" by Pandarus (unrated; I'd say PG)

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Fandom: STAR WARS: TPM
Pairing: Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon
Author on LJ: pandarus
Author Website: http://www.rebeccalizard.net/fay/ (Motto: "Spreading the Yay, One Ho at a Time")
Why this must be read:

Here's what Pandarus had to say when she posted this story earlier today (2004-08-07 17:49:00, according to the entry header):

I get the impression that TPM has quite a fair few 'Jedi Made Into Mindwiped Pleasure Slave' stories. The different cliches that fandoms come up with, eh? I've read a couple of very good TPM stories which deal with this, but - yeah. Wanted to have another crack at dialogue-only fic, and I started off in a silly frame of mind, playing it strictly for laughs. After a while, though, it devolved into schmoop. I'm not at all sure whether this works, because the tone isn't consistent.

Trust me — it works. Obi-Wan tries to Do the Right Thing by Qui-Gon, even though "I'm finding it very difficult [...] when you're walking around half-naked and looking at me like I'm made of chocolate. Um." With hilarious cameos by Yoda and Mace Windu.

"Free"