Elf Slash Sarcasm by Tyellas (NC-17)

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Hello, I'm forodwaith, your friendly Tolkienfic dealer for September. I read nearly every genre in this fandom, but this month's stories are likely to do one of three things: spotlight minor and/or underwritten characters; flesh out the land of Rohan and its people; or make you laugh.

And now, without further ado, on to the first rec...

Fandom: LOTR
Pairing: ...um, all?
Author on LJ: tyellas
Author Website: Ansereg
Why this must be read:

Tyellas is probably best-known within the fandom for writing elfslash, some of it very dark. She also has a wicked sense of humour, however - this story didn't tickle my funny bone so much as whack it repeatedly with a baseball bat.

Prepare to see every elfslash cliche illustrated in glorious techicolour. Added bonus: learn how to say "Hello, sailor" in Elvish!


Aragorn translated with ease. "Elrond says to Legolas that he bears a great passion for Legolas' youth, beauty, golden hair, true spirit, and tight ass."

Boromir watched the fair elves at their sport, wondering greatly. "And now Legolas speaks. And strikes him."

"He says, bastard, that's what you were saying to Glorfindel last night."

Elf Slash Sarcasm