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ranalore.livejournal.com) wrote in
crack_van2004-09-19 03:49 pm
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Charmed Life by durendal (PG)
Fandom: QUEER AS FOLK US
Pairing: Brian/Justin, Michael/Ben
Author on LJ:
eleveninches
Author Website: Defunct for the foreseeable future.
Why this must be read:
Few people bring the funny like durendal, and this story is a classic example. Post-s3 and the defeat of Stockwell in the mayoral race, Stockwell exacts his revenge in rather unexpected ways.
He wasn't sure if he should chase after Vance and demand his hair back, or what; it wasn't like this sort of thing had happened to him before. People had stolen his underwear, his socks, and some fucker had once even taken a loofa from his shower, but no one had ever taken something that was still attached to his body. But he lost his chance when Vance's figure was swallowed by the crowd, leaving Brian alone on the sidewalk.
Dazed, he walked back into the diner and took his seat. Debbie bumbled over, eagerly waving her coffee pot. "What's wrong, honey? Did he offer you your job back?"
"No, he took some of my hair," Brian said.
Debbie popped her gum noisily, blinking. She finished pouring his coffee and pushed the mug in front of him. "Jesus, people's kinks just keep getting weirder and weirder."
Charmed Life
Pairing: Brian/Justin, Michael/Ben
Author on LJ:
Author Website: Defunct for the foreseeable future.
Why this must be read:
Few people bring the funny like durendal, and this story is a classic example. Post-s3 and the defeat of Stockwell in the mayoral race, Stockwell exacts his revenge in rather unexpected ways.
He wasn't sure if he should chase after Vance and demand his hair back, or what; it wasn't like this sort of thing had happened to him before. People had stolen his underwear, his socks, and some fucker had once even taken a loofa from his shower, but no one had ever taken something that was still attached to his body. But he lost his chance when Vance's figure was swallowed by the crowd, leaving Brian alone on the sidewalk.
Dazed, he walked back into the diner and took his seat. Debbie bumbled over, eagerly waving her coffee pot. "What's wrong, honey? Did he offer you your job back?"
"No, he took some of my hair," Brian said.
Debbie popped her gum noisily, blinking. She finished pouring his coffee and pushed the mug in front of him. "Jesus, people's kinks just keep getting weirder and weirder."
Charmed Life

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If only because "66" is one of my most favorite songs ever.
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