ext_353903 ([identity profile] jooniper-pearl.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2004-12-09 12:00 am
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Road Trip by Teand (R)

Fandom: STARGATE
Pairing:  Jack/Daniel
Author on LJ: Not that I know of
Author Website: Teand on FeistyDanny
Why this must be read: Greetings Stargaters!! I hope you are all having a wonderful holiday :) My rec's will be a bit different this time around. I loathe a wimpy Daniel. Absolutley positivly despise him. So, you won't be seeing any of that here!! I like'm strong and tough and manly. YUMMY!! I also love a bottom!Jack, but we'll get to him a bit later. :D

Road Trip  by Teand is wonderful. She hits some of my favorite buttons with this one. I love snarky!Daniel and her Jack is just perfect. Oh Lord it's funny. Just imagine Daniel trapped in a Honda Civic with Mayborne chasing after a kidnapped Jack. It's just priceless. Especially after Daniel finds out some very interesting information...

"I dream big, Dr. Jackson." Glancing down, Harry watched long, pale fingers slide the tape into the cassette deck. Then it hit him. Big bands? Shit on a stick! He jabbed a finger toward the eject...

...too late. Dr. Jackson's recorded voice filled the car. "Oh god, Jack, yes. Harder. There. Perfect. Harder. God. Jack. So hard. So hot. AH! CHRIST! YES!"

Daniel had never actually heard himself come. Well, that wasn't entirely accurate; he'd heard himself, he wasn't deaf and he was admittedly a little on the loud side but he'd never listened to himself before.

Evidence suggested Harry Maybourne had.

The silence that followed the ejection of the tape was... anticipatory. It didn't last long.

"You slimly son of a bitch! You fucking voyeuristic low-life! You've been taping Jack and I having sex! Is this how you get your rocks off?"

And the bastard had the nerve to smile.

"As a matter of fact, yes."

Road Trip by Teand

[identity profile] karendreamer.livejournal.com 2004-12-09 01:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Wonderful rec, thank you. Creative sex. Great snark and banter. The team. A perfect fic.

[identity profile] doolabug.livejournal.com 2004-12-09 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh very nice! Several laugh-out-loud places, excellent characterization, a nod to the VSDs, and hot sex - what doesn't this story have? Also, pissing the cartouche for earth is the best goddamn thing I've ever read.