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Entry tags:
Highlander/Simpsons (PG)
Title: The Springfielder, by Don Lloyd
Pairing: None
Author Website: None
Why this must be read: I just about died laughing when this was first posted way back in the day; Don gets all the characters dead on and the in-jokes are great. Now, if only he'd write a Highlander/South Park crossover... ("You killed Kenny! You bastards!) Go! Read!
[Apu] "I am Apu, chief regional Slushie maker for the chain of Kwiki-Mart. I have come to be teaching you what you are needing to know. You, Homer Simpson, are immortal and cannot die.'
[Homer] "Woohooo!"
[Apu] "Excepting in de case in which your head is being removed from your shoulders. In the end, there can be being only one."
[Homer] "D'oh!"
The Springfielder
Pairing: None
Author Website: None
Why this must be read: I just about died laughing when this was first posted way back in the day; Don gets all the characters dead on and the in-jokes are great. Now, if only he'd write a Highlander/South Park crossover... ("You killed Kenny! You bastards!) Go! Read!
[Apu] "I am Apu, chief regional Slushie maker for the chain of Kwiki-Mart. I have come to be teaching you what you are needing to know. You, Homer Simpson, are immortal and cannot die.'
[Homer] "Woohooo!"
[Apu] "Excepting in de case in which your head is being removed from your shoulders. In the end, there can be being only one."
[Homer] "D'oh!"
The Springfielder