For Those With Anger Management Issues, by Zahra (R)

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Fandom: HARRY POTTER
Pairing: Ron/Draco
Author on LJ: hackthis
Author’s Website: Dysfunctional
Why this must be read:

I like angst, and darkness, and those stories that make my breath catch in my throat and my heart ache. This isn’t one of those stories. This is *better.* This is Ron and Draco, confused, and snarky, and absolutely delightful.

“I can't shag you!” Ron shouts much too loudly, and he blushes when the books around him tell him to ‘shush.’

“I don't even fancy you,” he insists in a lower tone. “I actually hate you, you know.”

“Do you really think I care? I asked for a shag, not your thoughts on my post-Hogwarts prospects,” Malfoy points out.

“Yes—but but---“ Ron can’t stop sputtering. The whole situation is ridiculous. “Riddikulus,” he says suddenly.

Malfoy’s exasperation is clear. “I’m not a boggart.”

“Bugger.”

“I’m trying.”

For Those With Anger Management Issues

Comments

[ciroccoj.livejournal.com]

OK, I'm not going there because HP pr0n actually kinda eeeps me, but the excerpt is hilarious!!

Must remember to follow link if/when personal Issues with HP slash are resolved :) :)

“Bugger.”

“I’m trying.”

::snickering off back to work::

[anenko.livejournal.com]

OK, I'm not going there because HP pr0n actually kinda eeeps me, but the excerpt is hilarious!!

That is my favourite part of the story (though the rest of it is excellent as well).

Must remember to follow link if/when personal Issues with HP slash are resolved :) :)

If it helps any, the story isn't very *smutty.* It is all about sex, but it doesn't get detailed.