Smallville/Austin Powers Crossover (PG-13)

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Title: At the Fifteenth Annual Evil Mastermind Convention
Pairing: Scott Evil/Lex Luthor. Now, don't you *know* you're in for a good ride?
Author on LJ: basingstoke
Author Website: Land of Basingstoke

Why this must be read: Oh, I just finished re-reading it. *gasp* I'm laughing too hard just now to really do anything than wave you toward it and to that end, a quote:

Lex nodded. "Dad doesn't have a nemesis. We were workshopping it earlier. He says he's going to antagonize a farmer out by one of our plants."

"A farmer? A farmer as your dad's sworn enemy?" Scott laughed. "I'm sorry, dude, but that's pretty lame."

"Oh, believe me, I know." Lex rolled his eyes. "If we were talking a mutant farmer with super powers, that would be less lame, but this is just a guy who grows corn. Organic corn! Dad says he has grass-roots support that makes him more of a threat but I think he's full of it."

A good explanation of why Lex Luthor was sent to Smallville to be found here, folks.