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Things to do in Orlando When You're Dead by Nopsued and Torch (R)
Fandom: Popslash
Pairing: JC/everybody
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
nopsued and flambeau
Author Website: Torch's 'The Flambeau Factory' and Nopsued's 'nO PsEUD aTTATCHED'
Why this must be read:
It's hard to sum up why one must read this, other than 'because they should.'This is one of the best, most creative uses of a GSF in popslash. While the sex is there (hence the term), the comedy is the reason why this story is so instant vintage. A warning, however: It is horribly zombie-based. And while they aren't hungry for brains, they're hungry for coooooooooock. JC, especially, is a most delightful character. By all means, Torch and Nopsued both built an amazing character with charisma all his own, even as his eyes roll out and his hands detach away from his body. And to see the rest of the guys freaking out, trying to keep him happy with all the cock in the world is just hilarious.
Even if you hate zombies, even if gore is revolting to you. Even if you think the very idea of JC and his never ending need for coooooooooooock is disturbing, you should read Things to do in Orlando when You're Dead. It is indeed instant vintage of the pop variety, and will no doubt make you laugh.
Things to do in Orlando when you're Dead by Nopsued and Torch
Pairing: JC/everybody
Author on LJ:
nopsued and flambeauAuthor Website: Torch's 'The Flambeau Factory' and Nopsued's 'nO PsEUD aTTATCHED'
Why this must be read:
It's hard to sum up why one must read this, other than 'because they should.'This is one of the best, most creative uses of a GSF in popslash. While the sex is there (hence the term), the comedy is the reason why this story is so instant vintage. A warning, however: It is horribly zombie-based. And while they aren't hungry for brains, they're hungry for coooooooooock. JC, especially, is a most delightful character. By all means, Torch and Nopsued both built an amazing character with charisma all his own, even as his eyes roll out and his hands detach away from his body. And to see the rest of the guys freaking out, trying to keep him happy with all the cock in the world is just hilarious.
Even if you hate zombies, even if gore is revolting to you. Even if you think the very idea of JC and his never ending need for coooooooooooock is disturbing, you should read Things to do in Orlando when You're Dead. It is indeed instant vintage of the pop variety, and will no doubt make you laugh.
Things to do in Orlando when you're Dead by Nopsued and Torch
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It is 100% my favorite JC Story.
The refrain of "COOOOOOOCCCCKKKK!" has become a running joke amongst my friends.
I love this story.
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Chris had a recurring nightmare about Lance. In it, Chris plummeted to the stage after his flying harness broke. Lying there, legs smashed to pieces, he heard the paramedic say, "We can save him!"
Then Lance crouched beside him, stroking his hair like someone patting a run-over dog, and said kindly, "No. Let him go. He's old, he's tired, and it's simply not cost-effective."