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crack_van2005-06-05 05:41 pm
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Entry tags:
Essays, Speeches and Public Letters, by Adam (NC-17)
Fandom: HIGHLANDER
Pairing: Duncan/Methos/Kronos
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sparklebutch
Author Website: The Glitter Jungle
Why this must be read: Short answer: because it's bloody funny. Slightly longer answer: It's crack!fic of the best kind, with porn and humour. Because you'll never hear the line, 'We ride' again without smiling. Everytime I read this story I find something new to laugh about. Adam's done a wonderful job of taking some of the best-known lines from 'Comes a Horseman' and 'Revelations 6:8' and turning them onto their exceedingly amusing flipsides.
"And it wasn't for vengeance. It wasn't for greed. It was because - I liked it." He smiled, and his voice turned just this side of hysterical. "Cassandra was *nothing*. Her village was *nothing*. Do you know who I was?"
Duncan shook his head, not wanting to hear.
"I was Sex," Methos chuckled, "Sex on a horse. When mothers warned their children about growing up the wrong way, the bad example was me. I was the nightmare that kept them awake at night. Is that what you want to hear?" Methos took a deep breath. "The answer is yes. Ohh, yes."
Essays, Speeches and Public Letters
Pairing: Duncan/Methos/Kronos
Author on LJ:
sparklebutchAuthor Website: The Glitter Jungle
Why this must be read: Short answer: because it's bloody funny. Slightly longer answer: It's crack!fic of the best kind, with porn and humour. Because you'll never hear the line, 'We ride' again without smiling. Everytime I read this story I find something new to laugh about. Adam's done a wonderful job of taking some of the best-known lines from 'Comes a Horseman' and 'Revelations 6:8' and turning them onto their exceedingly amusing flipsides.
"And it wasn't for vengeance. It wasn't for greed. It was because - I liked it." He smiled, and his voice turned just this side of hysterical. "Cassandra was *nothing*. Her village was *nothing*. Do you know who I was?"
Duncan shook his head, not wanting to hear.
"I was Sex," Methos chuckled, "Sex on a horse. When mothers warned their children about growing up the wrong way, the bad example was me. I was the nightmare that kept them awake at night. Is that what you want to hear?" Methos took a deep breath. "The answer is yes. Ohh, yes."
Essays, Speeches and Public Letters