Essays, Speeches and Public Letters, by Adam (NC-17)

[lastrega.livejournal.com]

Fandom: HIGHLANDER
Pairing: Duncan/Methos/Kronos
Author on LJ: sparklebutch
Author Website: The Glitter Jungle

Why this must be read: Short answer: because it's bloody funny. Slightly longer answer: It's crack!fic of the best kind, with porn and humour. Because you'll never hear the line, 'We ride' again without smiling. Everytime I read this story I find something new to laugh about. Adam's done a wonderful job of taking some of the best-known lines from 'Comes a Horseman' and 'Revelations 6:8' and turning them onto their exceedingly amusing flipsides.



"And it wasn't for vengeance. It wasn't for greed. It was because - I liked it." He smiled, and his voice turned just this side of hysterical. "Cassandra was *nothing*. Her village was *nothing*. Do you know who I was?"

Duncan shook his head, not wanting to hear.

"I was Sex," Methos chuckled, "Sex on a horse. When mothers warned their children about growing up the wrong way, the bad example was me. I was the nightmare that kept them awake at night. Is that what you want to hear?" Methos took a deep breath. "The answer is yes. Ohh, yes."

Essays, Speeches and Public Letters

Comments

[darthhellokitty.livejournal.com]

Aieeeeee, I love this story. I read it before and almost had convulsions. Note that it includes my very, very favorite line from all of slash, the one that begins, "I am Duncan Macleod of the clan Macleod, and..."

You know who needs to see this?

helens78

[lastrega.livejournal.com]

"and that's my boyfriend's hand up your--"



Your icon continues to hypnotise me.....

[tracy-rowan.livejournal.com]

Anything involving Kronos and a tongue, and I am SO there. This is wonderful.

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

Aww, thank you for the rec :) I feel loved.

[lastrega.livejournal.com]

You should! It's a great little fic. Now how can we get you to write some more?

[sparklebutch.livejournal.com]

That's a very good question. I've written quite a few since, but not in a while. I need spark, inspiration, challenges, shiny things. I keep bugging my friends for new stuffs. You got any requests? Deadlines kill me, but bunnies are grilled and used for good.