RE Your Website by Alelou (NC-17)

[comice.livejournal.com]

Fandom: THE X-FILES
Pairing: Mulder/Scully
Author on LJ:unknown
Author Website: Stories by Alelou

Why this must be read:

And now for something completely different:

What if Mulder and Scully were real people? I mean, actual FBI agents.

Have you ever met an FBI agent? Because I have, and, um, they didn't look anything like Mulder or Scully, or Skinner, for that matter. Well, Skinner was closer, but still ... Skinner was impressive in a way that I never felt any of my cousin's colleagues were. Any.

So, say Mulder and Scully (and Skinner) were real, and Mulder, like any guy who watches a lot of porn spends oh, a fair amount of time on the internet. The internet, where people write porn, not just about fictional television/book/movie characters, but about real people. 'Cause you have to admit, real people who looked like Mulder and Scully (and Skinner) might prove too much of a temptation for somebody's fervid imagination.

Here's Alelou's hysterical idea of what might happen if Mulder found RPF written about him and Scully ... and Skinner.

RE Your Website

Comments

[morwen_peredhil]

Well, one of my college roommates is now an FBI agent. He's a forensic anthropologist. He's in his early thirties and fairly good looking, so it is possible.

[comice.livejournal.com]

My apologies to your college roommate, then.

I should also add that my cousin isn't half bad looking, either, but ... he's no David Duchovny, either.

[gradeafan.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAH

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[gradeafan.livejournal.com]

This is hysterical...mind if I cross post a linky to the X-files community?

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[comice.livejournal.com]

Please, go right ahead.

Thanks!

[gardendoor.livejournal.com]

Aw man, that was great! It's been years since I read X-files fic, but I loved this!

[lady-smith.livejournal.com]

Well, damn! I was going to do something like this in the Sports Night fandom... I should have known that it would have occured to someone else!

This is absolutely brilliant! Thanks for the rec, a chuckle to drive a rainy day away.

[lillyjk.livejournal.com]

That was so freakin' hilarious. Brightened my day! Great recc for a great fic.

[azarias.livejournal.com]

(In case you've never tried this yourself, this is physically
impossible.)

No it's not. *cough*

But great rec!