The Talk, by Petra (NC-17)

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Fandom: DC COMICS
Pairing: Kon/Clark
Author on LJ: petronelle
Author Website: Petra's Fanfic
Why this must be read:

Another humor fic for today. I adore this fic beyond all reason, and not just because I was there while Petra was writing it. It's... well, it's kinkfic. Fisting kinkfic. But even if that's not your thing, you should read it anyway, because this is one of the funniest stories I've ever read in *any* fandom, and it's also wonderfully hot.

I love the concept of this story, because really, how do we know that Kryptonians *don't* have special Alien Sex Needs? And wouldn't Clark have to explain these needs to Kon, because who else could? And wouldn't it be extremely fucking weird to have Superman as your own personal sex ed teacher? Poor Kon.



Someday Kon's going to get a full list of the developmental superstuff that Superman went through, and then he'll be all the way prepared for everything that could possibly happen to him. 'course he's not going to get that list until sometime after he buys Luthor a Father's Day present and demands all his overdue birthday cards and cash, but someday he wants the fucking list. Normal kids -- not that he spends time with those -- get The Talk.

What Kon gets, apparently, is random shit happening to his body without so much as a word of forewarning from the only person on the planet who has half -- ha -- a clue about how he works.

At least he'd heard about the X-ray vision before he got a full view of Mrs. Johnson's cleavage in the middle of social studies, and he hasn't burned too many important things with the heat vision. But nobody warned him about being constantly fucking horny.

The Talk

Comments

[kadymae.livejournal.com]

I hurt something laughing while reading this.

[petronelle.livejournal.com]

Thank you!