The Fifteen-Minute Farscape Pilot Episode by frelledbyfate (PG-13)

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Hi, I'm Shunda and I've snagged the keys for Farscape this month. My choices will be varied, but keep in mind that I love angst and the occasional sex romp. Now that I've said that, my first rec has absolutely no angst at all...

Fandom: FARSCAPE
Pairing: None
Author on LJ: fbf
Author Website: Unknown
Why this must be read:

For such a small fandom, the Farscape fen produces a lot of dramatic fiction, but the humor is often lacking. FBF's contribution helps to balance the scales a bit, and leave you cackling loudly. Don't let the script format turn you off, as it works very much to the story's advantage. This is the Pilot episode of Farscape in a nutshell, with stage directions and a hilarious running gag spoofing The Princess Bride. Enjoy, and feed the author.



TEEG
You are not going to like this.

CRAIS
What?

TEEG
It’s kinda bad.

CRAIS
What?

TEEG
The Leviathan escaped.

CRAIS
WHAT?

TEEG
I said you wouldn’t like it.



JOHN
Freeze!

The soldiers freeze. John turns to D’Argo.

JOHN
All or none.

D’Argo growls.

AERYN
I’m not going.

JOHN
You can be more.

AERYN
More what?

JOHN
I have no idea, but you’re hot.

John and D’Argo run off stage.

AERYN
Hey! Wait! Damn, that’s a nice ass.



The Fifteen-Minute Farscape Pilot Episode.