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wolves and boybands mate for life by Merry (R)
Fandom: POPSLASH
Pairing: Chris/JC
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
merryish
Author Website: Any Road--Popslash
Why this must be read:
I know I already recced a Chris/JC story, and I said I'd vary the pairings, but this story is too funny and charming to skip. Merry writes JC and Chris at their most extreme--two random, hilarious, out of touch people trying to woo each other. Both men think they're being obvious in their intentions, but the other person has no idea what's happening. Fantastic.
Chris tries to seduce JC by leaving him green Pixie Stix under his pillow, because Chris knows they're JC's favorite. Except Chris forgets to leave a note with the Pixie Stix:
JC had no idea what the Pixie Stix were about. He amused himself for a little while by pretending the tooth fairy had visited in the night. He hadn't even had to lose a tooth or anything. Just, suddenly, candy. Of course, the tooth fairy wouldn't leave candy because that would lead to tooth decay and he was pretty sure tooth fairies would be against that. Unless they were concerned about their job security. And the economy hadn't been good for a while, so maybe it was the tooth fairy. Maybe the tooth fairy was having Union problems, or maybe he was disgruntled in some way.
Meanwhile, JC labors long and hard trying to write a song for Chris that describes the depth of his feelings. Anyone who's ever listened to a song written by JC can guess what miscommunication occurs out of that:
The songs didn't make any sense to Chris. They seemed to be mostly about girls. A few were about girls and candles, and a few were about girls and boats, and one of them seemed to be about Justin. The most recent one, Chris was pretty sure, was about a dog, or possibly a wolf, who turned into a butterfly. He had to read it three times before he got even that much.
This story is 92K of total hilarity as our boys stumble and fumble around blindly. Go. Read. Laugh. It'll do you good.
wolves and boybands mate for life
Pairing: Chris/JC
Author on LJ:
merryishAuthor Website: Any Road--Popslash
Why this must be read:
I know I already recced a Chris/JC story, and I said I'd vary the pairings, but this story is too funny and charming to skip. Merry writes JC and Chris at their most extreme--two random, hilarious, out of touch people trying to woo each other. Both men think they're being obvious in their intentions, but the other person has no idea what's happening. Fantastic.
Chris tries to seduce JC by leaving him green Pixie Stix under his pillow, because Chris knows they're JC's favorite. Except Chris forgets to leave a note with the Pixie Stix:
JC had no idea what the Pixie Stix were about. He amused himself for a little while by pretending the tooth fairy had visited in the night. He hadn't even had to lose a tooth or anything. Just, suddenly, candy. Of course, the tooth fairy wouldn't leave candy because that would lead to tooth decay and he was pretty sure tooth fairies would be against that. Unless they were concerned about their job security. And the economy hadn't been good for a while, so maybe it was the tooth fairy. Maybe the tooth fairy was having Union problems, or maybe he was disgruntled in some way.
Meanwhile, JC labors long and hard trying to write a song for Chris that describes the depth of his feelings. Anyone who's ever listened to a song written by JC can guess what miscommunication occurs out of that:
The songs didn't make any sense to Chris. They seemed to be mostly about girls. A few were about girls and candles, and a few were about girls and boats, and one of them seemed to be about Justin. The most recent one, Chris was pretty sure, was about a dog, or possibly a wolf, who turned into a butterfly. He had to read it three times before he got even that much.
This story is 92K of total hilarity as our boys stumble and fumble around blindly. Go. Read. Laugh. It'll do you good.
wolves and boybands mate for life
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