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crack_van2005-09-21 03:10 pm
babylil.livejournal.com) wrote in crack_van2005-09-21 03:10 pm
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Chapel of Love by splash_the_cat (PG-13)
Fandom: STARGATE SG-1
Pairing: Sam/Jack
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
splash_the_cat
Author Website: Infanity
Why this must be read:
It's funny. It's cute. It's bizarrely plausible, despite the rather strange premise, and it's got Elvis impersonators. Need I say more?
The first time they were supposed to get married, she called him an hour before the quiet little ceremony on his deck was supposed to begin.
"Where are you?" He was standing in the middle of the bedroom, juggling his tie, his socks and his cell phone. He gave up on the tie and yelled for Cassie to help him.
"I, uh... I'm on my way to the SGC, Jack."
Cassie bustled in the door, threw up her hands at his state of disarray, and tugged at his tie, choking him and knocking him off balance. Distracted by the assault, Jack wheezed, "We're not getting married at the SGC, Carter."
And then he got it and swore, earning a dirty look from Cassie, as Carter said, "I'm so sorry, Jack. Tell Daniel, Teal'c and Ned that I need them to get to the SGC as soon as possible. It's urgent."
Jack snapped the phone shut and threw it on the bed. He ducked away from Cassie and yanked the tie off.
"What's happening?" Cassie picked up the tie from where he'd dropped it on the floor, twisting it around her fingers, and followed Jack as he stomped out the door, bellowing for Daniel.
"With my luck, probably the end of the world."
Chapel of Love
Pairing: Sam/Jack
Author on LJ:
splash_the_catAuthor Website: Infanity
Why this must be read:
It's funny. It's cute. It's bizarrely plausible, despite the rather strange premise, and it's got Elvis impersonators. Need I say more?
The first time they were supposed to get married, she called him an hour before the quiet little ceremony on his deck was supposed to begin.
"Where are you?" He was standing in the middle of the bedroom, juggling his tie, his socks and his cell phone. He gave up on the tie and yelled for Cassie to help him.
"I, uh... I'm on my way to the SGC, Jack."
Cassie bustled in the door, threw up her hands at his state of disarray, and tugged at his tie, choking him and knocking him off balance. Distracted by the assault, Jack wheezed, "We're not getting married at the SGC, Carter."
And then he got it and swore, earning a dirty look from Cassie, as Carter said, "I'm so sorry, Jack. Tell Daniel, Teal'c and Ned that I need them to get to the SGC as soon as possible. It's urgent."
Jack snapped the phone shut and threw it on the bed. He ducked away from Cassie and yanked the tie off.
"What's happening?" Cassie picked up the tie from where he'd dropped it on the floor, twisting it around her fingers, and followed Jack as he stomped out the door, bellowing for Daniel.
"With my luck, probably the end of the world."
Chapel of Love
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