crack_van | Illyria, Spike & the Prisoner of Warner Brothers by Kantayra (PG-13)

Fandom: ANGEL
Pairing: Spike/Illyria
Author on LJ:

kantayra
Author Website: Fanfiction by Kantayra
Why this must be read:

Spike takes Illyria to see Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. Hilarity ensues. If that doesn't make you want to read this fic, nothing will.

Spike/Illyria as a pairing doesn't really do much for me, though I can see where the ship comes from. While that pairing is a factor in this fic, I hope those of you who aren't into it will give it a shot. I'm glad I did.

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“Awesome costume!” A teenager across the room shouted to Illyria.

“What are you?” asked her date.

“She’s a grindylow,” Spike shouted back before Illyria could open her mouth and make matters worse.

“Way cool.” They got the thumb’s up sign.

“I do not understand this ‘grindylow’,” Illyria said, puzzled. “And that pupa just gestured as if to poke our eyes out. Was that not a threat?”

Spike just rolled his eyes and muttered to himself. He should’ve known it was a mistake bringing her. But some part of his ego just wouldn’t let him go to the movies alone, and the Blue Bully was the easiest of Angel’s somber lot to convince.

“Was a peaceable pupa.”

Illyria, Spike & the Prisoner of Warner Brothers