Asshole by jawamonkey (R)

[chickpea.livejournal.com]

Alcohol, card games, drunken sparkly dance boys kissing, and a recipe for punch? Huzzah!

Fandom: POPSLASH
Pairing: JC/Chris (sorta)
Author on LJ: jawamonkey
Author Website: This Big Mix
Why this must be read: Continuing in the vein of stories written as dialogue, "Asshole" is what happens when the boys take some time to play a drinking card game. What I like most about this story is that the things each boy says are totally realistic to what we know in canon. JC would be the nice one, even in drinking games, and Chris would be even more hyperactive when drunk. Plus, Jawamonkey gives us a real recipe for alcoholic punch in her notes, and that's like a bonus gift after a really cute story.


LANCE
JC, I think your rule this round should be that Chris has to drink every time he talks.

JOEY
Is that supposed to punish him?

JC
No, no. My rule will be ... my rule will be that anyone that insults anybody else, has to kiss them. To apologize.

CHRIS
[opens his mouth]

JC
Starting now.

CHRIS
[shuts it]

Link to the story: Asshole

Comments

[lainy122.livejournal.com]

A can of vodka?! *is mortified*

Otherwise, great fic *g*

[chickpea.livejournal.com]

Oh, I always took "a can" to mean the same volume as the lemonade concentrate. Like, you'd dump the lemonade concentrate into the pitcher, and then use that empty can to measure out a "can" or unit's worth of vodka.

[lainy122.livejournal.com]

Ooooohhh. That would be alright, I guess. I was thinking that they BOUGHT the vodka in cans, which is just wrong on so many levels.

[chickpea.livejournal.com]

They *sell* vodka in cans? Wow, that would be so awesome. For your traveling convenience. But I don't think they do, otherwise I'm sure my roommates in college would have known about it.

[lainy122.livejournal.com]

Well they don't in MY country, but Americans have all sorts of weird things in cans, so you never know. Vodka should come in bottles, damnit! I shudder to think what it would taste like it it was stored in metalic cans.

[chickpea.livejournal.com]

You're right, that would taste disgusting. Then again, the quality of the vodka that you could put in cans is probably not that high to begin with.

[lainy122.livejournal.com]

*nods* That's a good point