crack_van | Invisible Man/Sentinel (PG)

Title: Arnaud You Don't! by Gil Hale
Author Website: The Browsery
Why this must be read:

"Paranoid!" Blair said happily, bouncing up just as Jim was drawing breath to bellow for silence. "I knew I'd seen you somewhere before. You were the paranoid at my therapy encounter group."

The short, possible-Fed, possible-lunatic was looking at Sandburg. "Hey, that's right kid. I remember you too. Don't tell me... Panic attacks, right?"

"Right," Blair said. He turned to Jim. "We were the most normal there, so we generally got together for coffee. There were some truly weird disorders."

"The guy with the kitchen utensil phobia," the paranoid-lunatic-Fed said reminiscently.

"And the one whose wife sent him because he couldn't have sex if there was a teddy bear in the room," Blair added.

"Now that's not a common problem," paranoid's partner said, getting interested.

Arnaud You Don't!