Bend Me by Lodestar (PG-13)

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Fandom: HARRY POTTER
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Author on LJ: starside
Author Website: Lodestar at fanficion.net
Why this must be read: What do you mean this isn't canon? This is a popular and much loved parody in this fandom, which ruthlessly pokes fun of HP fanfic cliches, from Draco's leather trousers to Harry smelling and tasting like *Harry*. Very funny, as Draco tries to thwart the badfic-slash writer's attempt to pair him off with Harry Potter.

Quote - "You don't get it, do you?" They had stopped walking now, glaring at each other across a not so crowded hallway. "I've been waiting for an author like this! Granted, the writing leaves something to be desired..."

"Yeah, like me. And I'm staying that way!" Draco spun halfway on his heel, striding down the hallway as quickly as he could without actually breaking into a run.

"Yes, like you!" Harry was catching up. "I've needed to tell you all this for a long time, and what have I gotten? Parodies, mysteries, comedies, fluff with Ginny Weasley! I can't wait until we get another slasher! You're beautiful, you know that?"

"Of course I know that!" Draco snapped over his shoulder. "Now leave me alone."

Bend Me