crack_van | 25 stories Penknife never wrote about the Marauders by Penknife (PG-13)

Fandom: HARRY POTTER
Pairing: Remus/Sirius, Remus/Tonks
Author on LJ:

penknife
Author Website: Penknife to Paper
Why this must be read:

This is a huge amount of fun to read! It includes some great meta-commentary on both canon and fanon, summing up nearly everything I love and everything that annoys me about MWPP and MWPP fanfiction. It's witty and hilarious, but overall the "25 stories" are also quite touching and realistic.

7. Days

"Exactly how many nights a month do you change into a werewolf, anyway?" James asked. "I only bring this up because we do not want to be unexpectedly eaten."

"One," Remus said. "Or, er, possibly three. Or occasionally seven, although that seems cruel and unusual."

"We could ask JKR," Sirius suggested.

"To do math?"

"Surely she can count to one. Or three."

"We're doomed," Peter said.

25 stories Penknife never wrote about the Marauders