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crack_van2006-03-29 09:36 pm
alara-r.livejournal.com) wrote in crack_van2006-03-29 09:36 pm
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"Full Disclosure" by Andraste (PG-13)
Fandom: X-Men Comicverse
Pairing: Charles Xavier/m
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andrastewhite
Author Website: Altogether Elsewhere
Why this must be read: Because Charles Xavier really *does* have a troubling history of having various former best friends, lovers, and relatives show up to try to kill his X-Men throughout his history, and it is long past time one of his students actually called him on it. And because it's hilarious.
"I don't see what has you so upset. We're a group of mutant superheroes. This kind of thing happens all the time. We still have a budget surplus this year so we can rebuild, and the tents were safe in the basement ..."
"Don't understand why I'm upset?" Cyclops had turned almost the colour of his visor with rage, and he slammed his palms down on the professor's desk. They'd repaired to his office in order to have the illusion of privacy. Not to mention walls that were mostly intact. "You keep hiding things from us! And the things keep trying to kill us! I mean, we've all got deadly enemies from our pasts that we just forget to mention, but this is getting ridiculous! I'm starting to think that our next arch nemesis will be the evil guy you sat next to on a bus once! That's if it doesn't turn out to be you! Again!"
Full Disclosure
Pairing: Charles Xavier/m
Author on LJ:
andrastewhiteAuthor Website: Altogether Elsewhere
Why this must be read: Because Charles Xavier really *does* have a troubling history of having various former best friends, lovers, and relatives show up to try to kill his X-Men throughout his history, and it is long past time one of his students actually called him on it. And because it's hilarious.
"I don't see what has you so upset. We're a group of mutant superheroes. This kind of thing happens all the time. We still have a budget surplus this year so we can rebuild, and the tents were safe in the basement ..."
"Don't understand why I'm upset?" Cyclops had turned almost the colour of his visor with rage, and he slammed his palms down on the professor's desk. They'd repaired to his office in order to have the illusion of privacy. Not to mention walls that were mostly intact. "You keep hiding things from us! And the things keep trying to kill us! I mean, we've all got deadly enemies from our pasts that we just forget to mention, but this is getting ridiculous! I'm starting to think that our next arch nemesis will be the evil guy you sat next to on a bus once! That's if it doesn't turn out to be you! Again!"
Full Disclosure
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I hadn't read any X-Men fanfic, (maybe one years ago) and was wondering if there were any funny stories out there. This came at the perfect time, so thank you.