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crack_van2006-04-07 09:35 am
laceymcbain.livejournal.com) wrote in crack_van2006-04-07 09:35 am
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The Plan by Lenore / Yet Another Plan by Ingrid (NC-17)
Fandom: SMALLVILLE
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
scribblinlenore and ingrid_m
Author Website: Lenore's Stories
Why this must be read: These two stories are just incredibly funny. You've got a future where Lex and Clark are playing out their roles as the superhero and the villain. But they're playing them. That was the plan. Except Clark's tired of the plan, and he decides to put an end to it in a rather spectacular fashion.
Lex thrashed rather violently and made urgent noises through the gag, trying to get Clark's attention. Apparently, he was in no mood for an audience. Clark, on the other hand, had more important things to think about.
"Oh my God. He's-- He's torturing him," one of the idiots whispered.
"Man, if that's his idea of torture, then sign me up," said the other.
In the sequel, you get the fall-out from Clark's actions, and the funniest bit of role-playing ever written. Honestly, every time I get to the end, I still find it hysterical. I don't want to give anything away, but let me just say, this story defines evil in an entirely new way. Pineapple lube anyone? *EG*
Clark put a gentle finger against Lex's lips. "It was a stupid plan all along and I'm glad it's over, no matter what it took to end it. And on top of it all, I was sick of playing the nice guy to everyone but you. If you ask me," Clark said, "You got the better end of the deal. I never got to be Bad Cop, not even for a day."
At this, Lex began to laugh. "You'd really want that role?"
"Sure!" Clark exclaimed. He manfully crossed his arms over his chest. "I'd be the terror of Earthlings everywhere. Freeze their swimming pools, melt their ice creams, forbid double coupon days at the drug store." A dreamy look. "I'd be bad to the bone. And " His voice lowered to a whisper as he leaned in toward Lex. "I'd take a certain someone as my sex slave."
Lenore's original: The Plan
Ingrid's sequel: Yet Another Plan
Pairing: Clark/Lex
Author on LJ:
scribblinlenore and ingrid_mAuthor Website: Lenore's Stories
Why this must be read: These two stories are just incredibly funny. You've got a future where Lex and Clark are playing out their roles as the superhero and the villain. But they're playing them. That was the plan. Except Clark's tired of the plan, and he decides to put an end to it in a rather spectacular fashion.
Lex thrashed rather violently and made urgent noises through the gag, trying to get Clark's attention. Apparently, he was in no mood for an audience. Clark, on the other hand, had more important things to think about.
"Oh my God. He's-- He's torturing him," one of the idiots whispered.
"Man, if that's his idea of torture, then sign me up," said the other.
In the sequel, you get the fall-out from Clark's actions, and the funniest bit of role-playing ever written. Honestly, every time I get to the end, I still find it hysterical. I don't want to give anything away, but let me just say, this story defines evil in an entirely new way. Pineapple lube anyone? *EG*
Clark put a gentle finger against Lex's lips. "It was a stupid plan all along and I'm glad it's over, no matter what it took to end it. And on top of it all, I was sick of playing the nice guy to everyone but you. If you ask me," Clark said, "You got the better end of the deal. I never got to be Bad Cop, not even for a day."
At this, Lex began to laugh. "You'd really want that role?"
"Sure!" Clark exclaimed. He manfully crossed his arms over his chest. "I'd be the terror of Earthlings everywhere. Freeze their swimming pools, melt their ice creams, forbid double coupon days at the drug store." A dreamy look. "I'd be bad to the bone. And " His voice lowered to a whisper as he leaned in toward Lex. "I'd take a certain someone as my sex slave."
Lenore's original: The Plan
Ingrid's sequel: Yet Another Plan
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holy giant pina colada, batman! i was rolflmao..
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I'm not in the fandom but that was irresistible! Thank you!
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*hugs*