crack_van | Quirk by cynical

Fandom: LotRiPS
Pairing: Viggo/Orlando
Author on LJ:

cynical_terror
Author Website: cynical terror
Why this must be read:

Okay, this fic cracked me all the hell up, and what better reason could there be to rec it here? Written for

vo_xmas, Orlando draws Viggo in the cast Secret Santa; the problem is, he's got no idea what Viggo wants. This fic makes joyous fun of every single fandom cliché possible without being bitchy or mean. It's just a good-natured and hysterical piece that makes me laugh every time I think of it.

Their eyes met.

Viggo came a bit closer. He smelled of isopropanol, sodium hypochlorite, and the fresh scent of artificial pine.

They'd cleaned Viggo's entire apartment, from the bathroom to the kitchen. Even Viggo's studio got a good dusting and mopping.

"Viggo..." Orlando trailed off as the overwhelming scent of household cleaning products ravished his senses.

Viggo smiled crookedly and kissed Orlando quite impressively.

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Quirk by cynical_terror (R)