ext_43218 ([identity profile] catatonic1242.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2006-04-26 09:29 pm

Boiling Point by childeproof (R)

Fandom: LotRiPS
Pairing: Viggo/Sean B.
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] childeproof
Author Website: Unknown
Why this must be read:

Because the Hobbits crack me up. Because it's so difficult to find fic in which Sean Bean isn't portrayed as evil, a womanizer, or both. Because the writing style is out of this world, startling and real. Because there's a slow burn here that is delightful to watch and that pays out in a surprising way.

Sean puts tea by Viggo's elbow.

"Fuck." Sean scalds his mouth on his own mug and sets it down on the table. "I feel like a pig shat in my head," he offers.

"Teach you to drink hobbit-brew in future," Viggo says.

Sean lets the corners of his mouth lift. There's an established joke that the hobbits couldn't tell a bottle of Chateau Sacré Bleu 1902 from Heineken in a boot.


Boiling Point

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