ext_14420 ([identity profile] vampirespider.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2006-05-12 04:39 pm
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Sex Sells by Without Me & Slim (NC-17)

Fandom: POPSLASH
Pairing: JC/Lance
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] without_me and [livejournal.com profile] ramblinround
Author Website: KittenFic
Why this must be read:
Well, if you've ever been to Germany (particularly Berlin), it's an incredibly humourous look at Germany's rather free attitude to sex. If you haven't, it's still hilarious and rather touching, as Lance tries to cope in Germany during his rather hormonal teenage years.
Excerpt:
He hates the way he blushes when Chris teases him about sex. One day they're in the drugstore looking for cough drops and Chris shoves a box of condoms in his face.

"Look, Bass! Ever seen a dick with a smiley face before?" The condom box is black, with a little cartoon dick on it juggling fruit and grinning.

Lance feels himself reddening. "Leave me alone, Chris," he mumbles, and tries to duck out of Chris's reach.

Chris isn't willing to let him go so easily. He grabs Lance by the elbow. "What's your problem? It's just a penis, man! You do know what that is, right?" He leers at Lance. His voice is loud in the narrow aisle, and Lance can feel the Germans looking over at them disapprovingly.

Lance jerks his arm away and tries to laugh. "Pervert."




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