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Jeeves/Wooster by puritybrown (G)
Fandom: JEEVES & WOOSTER
Pairing: Jeeves/Bertie Wooster implied
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
puritybrown
Author Website: check lj for updates
Why this must be read:
Oh God HILARIOUS. An epistolary fic (well, in telegrams and letters), which indirectly conveys Jeeves' stubborn pride and Bertie's baffled sincerity over his mysterious absence in volleys of perfect prose. Bertie uses logic, Jeeves attempts to rebuff him, and several inferior stand-in valets make life hell.
17th July, 19--, 12.30 p.m.
(Reply paid)
JEEVES RETURN SOONEST STOP YOUR REPLACEMENT UTTER TYRANT STOP AM AFRAID TO SIT LEST I DENT A CUSHION STOP WOOSTER
17th July, 19--, 3.13 p.m.
REGRET UNABLE TO COMPLY STOP PERSONAL CIRCUMSTANCES FORBID STOP WILL ARRANGE MORE SUITABLE VALET JEEVES
18th July, 19--, 9.15 a.m.
(Reply paid)
DON'T TALK ROT STOP COME BACK ALL IS FORGIVEN STOP WILL OTHERWISE GO INSANE STOP AM UP AT UNGODLY HOUR BECAUSE TYRANT WOULDN'T SERVE BREAKFAST AFTER 8.30 WOOSTER
18th July, 19--, 12.15 a.m.
APOLOGISE FOR REPLACEMENT'S BEHAVIOUR STOP BUT AFRAID CANNOT RETURN JEEVES
19th July, 19--
Jeeves,
What the devil are you talking about? Personal circumstances? Unable to comply? Cannot return? I thought you were going on a week's holiday in Brighton, but it's been three weeks since I bid you the customary fond farewell and I have not, as the saying goes, seen hide nor hair of you.
Jeeves/Wooster, Part I, Part II
Pairing: Jeeves/Bertie Wooster implied
Author on LJ:
puritybrownAuthor Website: check lj for updates
Why this must be read:
Oh God HILARIOUS. An epistolary fic (well, in telegrams and letters), which indirectly conveys Jeeves' stubborn pride and Bertie's baffled sincerity over his mysterious absence in volleys of perfect prose. Bertie uses logic, Jeeves attempts to rebuff him, and several inferior stand-in valets make life hell.
17th July, 19--, 12.30 p.m.
(Reply paid)
JEEVES RETURN SOONEST STOP YOUR REPLACEMENT UTTER TYRANT STOP AM AFRAID TO SIT LEST I DENT A CUSHION STOP WOOSTER
17th July, 19--, 3.13 p.m.
REGRET UNABLE TO COMPLY STOP PERSONAL CIRCUMSTANCES FORBID STOP WILL ARRANGE MORE SUITABLE VALET JEEVES
18th July, 19--, 9.15 a.m.
(Reply paid)
DON'T TALK ROT STOP COME BACK ALL IS FORGIVEN STOP WILL OTHERWISE GO INSANE STOP AM UP AT UNGODLY HOUR BECAUSE TYRANT WOULDN'T SERVE BREAKFAST AFTER 8.30 WOOSTER
18th July, 19--, 12.15 a.m.
APOLOGISE FOR REPLACEMENT'S BEHAVIOUR STOP BUT AFRAID CANNOT RETURN JEEVES
19th July, 19--
Jeeves,
What the devil are you talking about? Personal circumstances? Unable to comply? Cannot return? I thought you were going on a week's holiday in Brighton, but it's been three weeks since I bid you the customary fond farewell and I have not, as the saying goes, seen hide nor hair of you.
Jeeves/Wooster, Part I, Part II
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