ext_14636 ([identity profile] skripka.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2006-05-30 10:42 am
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Issums Bunny by James (PG)

Fandom: NCIS
Pairing: slight Gibbs/DiNozzo
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] gilascave or [livejournal.com profile] zortified
Author Website: Gila's Cave
Why this must be read:

It's a weird fact that NCIS, despite being set solidly in the "real" TV-world, has a subgenre of fic where the main characters turn into small, cute and/or fuzzy animals. I blame Issums Bunny for starting it. Many of us attempt to emulate it's sheer perfection, but there's a bit of pure crack blended in with the spare prose, and that's why I love this piece.

"You... have a rabbit," McGee finally said. It was obvious he thought that maybe he was seeing things, and Gibbs didn't have a rabbit in his lap.

"I do. And he's still a rabbit, which is the part that worries me." He rubbed the furry head, fingers sliding in beside Kate's. Huge brown eyes stared back at him.

"Maybe I can...?" Kate asked, and she held out her hands. Gibbs nodded. She picked the rabbit up and cradled him like an infant. She kept petting him for a moment, then stopped and said, "You had better not change back while you're nuzzling my breast, DiNozzo."

McGee made a strangled noise, which Gibbs ignored.


There are two little sequels--be sure to follow the links at the bottom of the page to get to them.

Issums Bunny by James

Thanks for the fun drive--stay buckled up and keep your hands and feet inside the van while we switch drivers!

[identity profile] raveninthewind.livejournal.com 2006-05-30 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha! Funny story. BTW, the links to the other stories didn't work for me, but the ones from her NCIS story index worked.

[identity profile] raveninthewind.livejournal.com 2006-05-30 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Eeee! Evil Bunny! icon! :D

[identity profile] jelaza.livejournal.com 2008-12-11 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
These fics have been moved to
http://gila.faking-sanity.net/ncis/issums.html
Issums Bunny ~ Gibbs/DiNozzo (PG)
Werebunny crack!fic.
http://gila.faking-sanity.net/ncis/deadlier.html
Deadlier Than the Mail ~ Gibbs/DiNozzo (PG)
Is it possible to write a crack!fic version of a crack!fic? If so, I did.
http://gila.faking-sanity.net/ncis/thousand.html
A Thousand Words Are Worth One or Two Pictures At Least ~ Gibbs/DiNozzo (PG)
This is because I kinda felt bad about encouraging evil bunnies in other people. No, really.