crack_van | Good Egg by Louise Lux (G)

Fandom: JEEVES & WOOSTER
Pairing: Jeeves/Bertie Wooster implied
Author on LJ:

louiselux
Author Website: Lux Fanfiction
Why this must be read:

Bertie rather regrets his rowdy night when Jeeves reveals a hitherto unsuspected talent. Eggs! Sharp yet sweet.

'They're for the children of the Junior Ganymede Beneficial Fund Easter Egg Hunt and Tea, sir,' Jeeves said, looking up from his eggy artwork. A small crowd, already decorated, sat on a plate.

'Very noble, Jeeves,' said I. 'And a fair hand you have. Very steady.'

'Thank you, sir.'

I leant over to inspect the ovum in question. It bore a ghastly face with large watery blue eyes, a nose in a revolting shade of pink and elephantine ears.

'Who's that?'

Jeeves smiled in that special way that can make a man's heart beat faster and can also make him wish he hadn't stayed up far, far into the wee smalls the night before, with increasingly spirited duets of the popular song, My Little Gypsy Wanda, (won't you wander back to me?).

Good Egg