Crouching Linguist, Hidden Ninja by Sam Walker (G)

[gardendoor.livejournal.com]

Fandom: STARGATE: SG-1
Pairing: None
Author Website: Story found at The Comfort Zone
Why this must be read:

I checked three times to make sure this one hadn't been recced already, because I couldn't believe no one had pointed it out.

"Uh-huh." Jack crossed his arms, unconsciously mimicking Daniel's pose. "So you, what, just wander around at night with a mask and a sword and rescue people?"

Daniel shrugged. "Well, you told me to get a life."

"I didn't mean you should go out and become a ninja!"

"I'm not a ninja," Daniel said primly. "Ninjas were primarily spies and assassins in Japan and they didn't have a real code of honor. I have a code. And it's Mayan."

"You're a Mayan ninja?"

Crouching Linguist, Hidden Ninja

Comments

[rabidsamfan.livejournal.com]

*snicker* That was a delight. And I don't even watch the show!

[gardendoor.livejournal.com]

Neither did I when I first read it; it's so funny it doesn't matter.

Love your icon, BTW!

[azurehart.livejournal.com]

Oh that was too funny!

[ohiochix.livejournal.com]

Thanks For Rec'ing this. It's one of my old favorites. Pure Jack and Daniel dialog. God! I miss Jack.

[gardendoor.livejournal.com]

Yeah, the series went so far downhill after season 7 that I stopped watching it.

But yeah, Jack is hilarious when he's being obtuse to get Daniel's back up...

[gardendoor.livejournal.com]

So glad you liked it!