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Not The Reel Nsync by No pSeud Attached (PG13ish)
Fandom: POPSLASH
Pairing: Lance/OMCs, Lance/JC, Joey/Kelly, Justin/Cameron
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
nopseud
Author Website: nO PsEUD aTTACHED - a pOPSLASH fICTION aRCHIVE
Why this must be read: Because it's the funniest thing to have been written in the fandom in a long time. Because the story of how Chris, Lance, and Joey started dubbing gay porn in Chris' basement studio just for the fun of it, roping in (a very eager and willling) JC along the way, the subsequent feud with Justin, and what the final outcome was is absolutely brilliant and not to be missed by anyone who loves popslash and Nsync. In addition to being totally hilarious it's wonderfully written, has some lovely subtle characterisations - JC and Kelly comes especially to mind, and it's long. Seriously, I can find nothing wrong with this story. If you haven't read it yet you should run and do so at once!
Excerpt: "What the fuck do you think you're playing at, Chris?"
"Um - sleeping?"
"Don't give me that shit! I mean, what the fuck do you think you're doing? Are you really that desperate for cash? Did you blow all your fucking royalty money on Cheetos and beer? Did you think I just wouldn't recognise y'all? Or was it supposed to be funny when I pressed play one day and my fucking friends were moaning 'oh, yeah, baby, let me see you come'?
"Oh," Chris said. "That."
"Yes, that. Did you take one fucking second out from screwing around in your production studio - J. Randy Woodwater's fucking production studio - to imagine what's gonna happen when the press find out my so-called bandmates are DUBBING FUCKING PORN?"
"At a wild guess - our sales will go up?"
"Chris!"
Justin's voice had climbed so high Chris was honestly surprised dogs weren't barking all around the neighbourhood. Chris was pretty firmly of the opinion that it was the screeching, not overdoing the falsetto, which had led to Justin's throat surgery.
"Um, okay." Chris held up one finger. "First of all, thanks for the sudden interest in my career. I really appreciate it. And second, why were you watching gay porn anyway? I didn't know Cameron was into that."
Not The Reel Nsync
Pairing: Lance/OMCs, Lance/JC, Joey/Kelly, Justin/Cameron
Author on LJ:
nopseudAuthor Website: nO PsEUD aTTACHED - a pOPSLASH fICTION aRCHIVE
Why this must be read: Because it's the funniest thing to have been written in the fandom in a long time. Because the story of how Chris, Lance, and Joey started dubbing gay porn in Chris' basement studio just for the fun of it, roping in (a very eager and willling) JC along the way, the subsequent feud with Justin, and what the final outcome was is absolutely brilliant and not to be missed by anyone who loves popslash and Nsync. In addition to being totally hilarious it's wonderfully written, has some lovely subtle characterisations - JC and Kelly comes especially to mind, and it's long. Seriously, I can find nothing wrong with this story. If you haven't read it yet you should run and do so at once!
Excerpt: "What the fuck do you think you're playing at, Chris?"
"Um - sleeping?"
"Don't give me that shit! I mean, what the fuck do you think you're doing? Are you really that desperate for cash? Did you blow all your fucking royalty money on Cheetos and beer? Did you think I just wouldn't recognise y'all? Or was it supposed to be funny when I pressed play one day and my fucking friends were moaning 'oh, yeah, baby, let me see you come'?
"Oh," Chris said. "That."
"Yes, that. Did you take one fucking second out from screwing around in your production studio - J. Randy Woodwater's fucking production studio - to imagine what's gonna happen when the press find out my so-called bandmates are DUBBING FUCKING PORN?"
"At a wild guess - our sales will go up?"
"Chris!"
Justin's voice had climbed so high Chris was honestly surprised dogs weren't barking all around the neighbourhood. Chris was pretty firmly of the opinion that it was the screeching, not overdoing the falsetto, which had led to Justin's throat surgery.
"Um, okay." Chris held up one finger. "First of all, thanks for the sudden interest in my career. I really appreciate it. And second, why were you watching gay porn anyway? I didn't know Cameron was into that."
Not The Reel Nsync