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ancarett ([personal profile] ancarett) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2006-09-11 09:30 pm

The Absolutely. . . True (Sort Of) Fictional Adventures of Hot Pilots. . . by widget285 (NC-17)

Fandom: BATTLESTAR GALACTICA 2003
Pairing: Kara/Lee
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] widget285
Author Website: The Widgeteria
Why this must be read: It all began when someone asked "What if Lee and Kara got their hands on fanfic?" Well, [livejournal.com profile] widget285 ran with that and created some wonderfully characterful crack!fic that's heavy on humour and smut. While the romantic focus is on Kara and Lee, there's plenty of opportunity for the the rest of the cast to shine, from Kat and Gaeta to Racetrack and Hot Dog. If you've ever giggled over your fanfic habit (as an author or a reader), you're in for a treat with this funny, sexy, smart and silly story!

She finds it by accident.

At least she thinks it was by accident, because surely no one would be stupid enough to leave it lying around where anyone – Kara in particular – could find it.

She finds it on a trip to the officers’ head. When she goes to wash her hands, there it is, sitting on one of the sinks, wedged up against the mirror. Kara frowns a little when she notices it just sitting there, a seemingly innocuous sheath of pages that have been rolled up tightly, their edges a little dog eared from handling.

Kara’s not entirely sure why she stops to look; maybe it’s the memory of Lee pouring over fuel distribution schedules and the accompanying thought that this could, in fact, be something important; maybe she’s just plain nosy. Either way, she shakes the water from her hands and retrieves the pages, unrolling them carefully.

A snort of laughter escapes her when she reads the cover page.


On the Wings of Passion:
A romance
By cylonh8r




Oh Gods, she’s stumbled upon somebody’s cheesy amateur fiction. Idly she wonders who “cylonh8r” is because she can get a whole lot of mileage out of this. Her amusement, however, only lasts about as long as it takes Kara to read the first paragraph of the story.

Lieutenant Mara “Moondoe” Pace strode onto the flight deck as if she owned it because she did. She was, after all, the best pilot in the fleet, and everyone knew better than to get in her way. Her hips swayed suggestively as she walked, drawing admiring glances from the pilots and crew assembled their, but no one was foolish enough to approach her. Mara Pace was a Viper goddess, as dangerous out of the cockpit as she was in it. But more than that, Mara’s heart belonged to another, even if she wouldn’t admit that truth even to herself.

The Absolutely, Positively True (Sort Of) Fictional Adventures of Hot Pilots in Love, Part One
Part Two
Part Three