nightwalker ([identity profile] nightwalker.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2006-12-01 02:18 am

What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas by J. Brooks (PG)

Fandom: MAGNIFICENT SEVEN
Pairing: None. Gen-fic
Author on LJ: n/a
Author Website: n/a
Why this fic must be read:

Because there are Elvis impersonators. Because there are secret service code names. Because there's an unfortunate incident involving Eli Joe's House of Chicken-Fried Steak. Because you just know this is how their missions always go.



"Good evening to you, Mr. Secretary," Ezra shouted over roar of the crowd, wrenching open the limousine door and drawing the cringing cabinet secretary out with a firm tug on his elbow. "Lovely weather we're having, don't you think? The conference organizers are waiting for you inside."

Still talking, Ezra ducked smoothly, pushing the Interior Secretary out of the way as a placard-wielding Elvis broke through the police ranks and took a swing at them with a sign that read, "Don't Be Cruel."

As Buck, Nathan and half a dozen police tackled the rogue Elvis, the rest of the crowd broke out in an approving chorus of "thank you ... thankyouverymuch" for the downed impersonator.




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What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas by J. Brooks

[identity profile] ink-monkey.livejournal.com 2006-12-01 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Y'know, the last thing I needed was to be converted to a new fandom, especially right before my SAT IIs. Ah well, my own fault for reading, I suppose.