Just One Kiss and Just for Fun by Sassyinkpen and Creedcascade (R)

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Fandom: HOUSE
Pairing: House/Wilson
Author Website: Story found on The House Fanfiction Archive
Why this must be read:

These are the first two stories in an AU series where House and Wilson met back in college. What's delicious about them is that you can see the germs of their future selves, still being formed as Wilson tries to wrap his brain around his new best friend and gets taken for a ride in more ways than one.

House turned to him. "Do you really think a bunch of burly frat guys are going to go barreling down to campus police and admit that the *pizza guy* slipped them all date-rape drugs and made off with the *guy* they were planning to violate?"

"No..." Wilson said, "What they're gonna do is take it out on me."

"No. See, they're afraid of you now. They have no idea what hit them, they only know you're connected. They're like a tribe of really big pygmies," House told him. "If they try to hassle you in the halls, just wiggle your fingers all weird. They'll think you control the sun and run away in fear."

"That was racist," Wilson accused automatically.

"To the frat boys?"

Wilson shook his head. "No, to the...pygmies."

"Well, I'll apologize to the next pygmy I see, okay? It really was an insult to compare them to frat boys. And I'm not a racist, I hate everyone equally..."

Just One Kiss
Just for Fun