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Entry tags:
House/Buffyverse (G)
Title: Enigmatic Absurdities by Eponine
Pairing: House/Wilson
Author Website: Story found at The House Fanfiction Archive
Why this must be read:
Because I barely got over Angel trying to keep House from figuring out about vampires before Faith decided she wanted to play doctor, and then the rest of the Scoobies showed up...
"So not only are you guys the supernatural Men in Black, but you're Van Helsing and friends?" House asked, eyebrow raised.
"It's a living," Xander said easily.
"Not a very good one, by the looks of it," House pointed out wryly. "What happened to your eye?"
"Red Rider BB gun," Xander answered quickly. "What happened to your leg?"
"I poked a badger with a spoon," House responded seriously.
"Ornery critters, badgers," Xander observed sagely.
Enigmatic Absurdities
Pairing: House/Wilson
Author Website: Story found at The House Fanfiction Archive
Why this must be read:
Because I barely got over Angel trying to keep House from figuring out about vampires before Faith decided she wanted to play doctor, and then the rest of the Scoobies showed up...
"So not only are you guys the supernatural Men in Black, but you're Van Helsing and friends?" House asked, eyebrow raised.
"It's a living," Xander said easily.
"Not a very good one, by the looks of it," House pointed out wryly. "What happened to your eye?"
"Red Rider BB gun," Xander answered quickly. "What happened to your leg?"
"I poked a badger with a spoon," House responded seriously.
"Ornery critters, badgers," Xander observed sagely.
Enigmatic Absurdities