ext_1100 ([identity profile] iamtheenemy.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2007-02-18 06:13 pm

Area 51 by Speranza (NC-17)

Fandom: QUEER AS FOLK UK
Pairing: Stuart/Vince
Author on LJ: [livejournal.com profile] cesperanza
Author Website: Speranza's Fiction
Why this must be read:

This is another one of the great QaFUK fics given to us by Yuletide this year. It would spoil it to give away the crossover in this fic, but it's a fun post-canon romp through America with Stuart and Vince. I love the mood of the fic, and the dialogue is spot on.

"Hazel!" Vince shouted gleefully, "I can't believe you--oh, well, of course he did," he said, his momentary glare melting into a look of visible adoration. Stuart put on his sunglasses and preened. "How are you, how is everyone, how is Bernard and Romey and--oh, we're brilliant, really we are, we're--" and suddenly the visible adoration snapped back into a glare. "Yes; yes, we are, but it's nowhere near as mental as it sounds. There's an entire global network devoted to paranormal--oh, yes, fine, some of them are conspiracy freaks, but not--yes, hold on," Vince said, and handed the phone back to Stuart with a sigh.

Stuart grinned and took it. "Hazel. Darling--"

"You're batty, the pair of you. Why are indulging him in this?"

"Well, for the anal probes, obviously," Stuart said, and Vince grabbed the phone back, glare turning to thunder as Stuart laughed. "It's not like that at all," Vince interrupted. "It's not about little green men with antennae; it's about documented alien interventions into historical events. Stuart's seen the evidence, haven't you, Stuart?" he added, holding the phone out in Stuart's direction, and Stuart called out, "All right, yes, I've seen pictures! Alien pictures! Collected by desperate and pathetic paranormal fanboys just like--"


Area 51

(Anonymous) 2008-12-06 07:45 am (UTC)(link)
You do realize that this is THE best Dr. Who crossover ever :D and of course jack and stuart have shagged. Your imagination is amazing and I am in awe of this story. also great ending, you left off at precisely the right point. Any more and the ending wouldn't have worked, although someone writing a sex scene for that would be appreciated by any fan of both shows *sigh* just amazing