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crack_van2007-03-16 11:02 pm
bluemeridian) wrote in crack_van2007-03-16 11:02 pm
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Folsom Prison Blues by Eve11 (PG)
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Pairing: None
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
eve11
Author Website: Eve's Fic on LJ
Warnings: One scary mattress, but that's about it
Spoilers: None, unfortunately, as it would have made a damn funny episode!
Why this must be read: Because everything gets to be old hat eventually - even imprisonment on another planet while your captors pile up the firewood as they prepare to burn you at the stake. Fortunately, Jack, Daniel, Sam, and Teal'c have been there, done that, and have the prison rating system to prove it. Now they just have to decide how they're getting out this time.
"Sam, are you laughing at me?"
"No, of course not," she said, going stone-faced for a split second before breaking into a grin.
"Because there is nothing funny about this." Except Daniel started to smile half-way through the sentence.
"Nothing at all," Carter said, grinning like a loon.
Jack gave a wry smile. It was time to get down to business. "Carter, stop laughing at Daniel. Daniel, go to your happy place. And someone fill me in on what we're dealing with here."
"Okay, okay." Daniel stood up and started to pace. Jack was fairly certain Daniel's happy place looked amazingly like the SGC briefing room, because after the post-lockup funk, the archaeologist invariably moved on to full-blown lecture mode. It made Jack long for a comfortable chair, but as it was he settled for lounging against the wall he shared with Teal'c, close to the bars. Carter, too, scooted up to the near corner of her cell.
Link: Folsom Prison Blues
Pairing: None
Author on LJ:
eve11Author Website: Eve's Fic on LJ
Warnings: One scary mattress, but that's about it
Spoilers: None, unfortunately, as it would have made a damn funny episode!
Why this must be read: Because everything gets to be old hat eventually - even imprisonment on another planet while your captors pile up the firewood as they prepare to burn you at the stake. Fortunately, Jack, Daniel, Sam, and Teal'c have been there, done that, and have the prison rating system to prove it. Now they just have to decide how they're getting out this time.
"Sam, are you laughing at me?"
"No, of course not," she said, going stone-faced for a split second before breaking into a grin.
"Because there is nothing funny about this." Except Daniel started to smile half-way through the sentence.
"Nothing at all," Carter said, grinning like a loon.
Jack gave a wry smile. It was time to get down to business. "Carter, stop laughing at Daniel. Daniel, go to your happy place. And someone fill me in on what we're dealing with here."
"Okay, okay." Daniel stood up and started to pace. Jack was fairly certain Daniel's happy place looked amazingly like the SGC briefing room, because after the post-lockup funk, the archaeologist invariably moved on to full-blown lecture mode. It made Jack long for a comfortable chair, but as it was he settled for lounging against the wall he shared with Teal'c, close to the bars. Carter, too, scooted up to the near corner of her cell.
Link: Folsom Prison Blues
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