Untitled Spezza/Arnason by SDQ (R)

[robi0688.livejournal.com]

Let's put it this way: I had to cheer myself up after last night, mmkay?

Fandom: Hockey RPS
Characters/Pairing[s]: Jason Spezza / Tyler Arnason (Senators)
Author on LJ: touch_blue
Author Website: walking on december (but she updates to her ficjournal  touch_bluenowadays)
Why this must be read:
(from bkm5191)

They are athletes, ok? They can bore about nutrition as an Olympic sport. And be scarily enthusiastic (think Tom Cruise on Oprah) about things like vitamin B supplements and protein shakes. And seaweed. And not eating bread. Seriously little is more humorous than watching a fat ex-player pretending to care about a hard body players' new carb-lite diet.

Unless of course it is this fic. Jason talks too much! Antoine likes poutine! Canada doesn't have decent pizza! And somehow, SDQ manages to keep it from going too far, into total parody, because... let's be honest, here. The Sens these days are like retarded kindergardeners on meth. And yet somehow you manage to care about them anyways. (Bastards.)

 "Now think. Chips are not a good snack. A good snack is
an orange. A good snack is an apple and peanut butter. A good snack is
a protein shake. Do you have any of those things here? I don't think
you do."

"Hey!" I interjected. "If you don't fucking mind, I do have a jar of
peanut fucking butter and some fucking apples! Can you tell me why
you're cleaning out my fucking cupboards for me? I hardly have any
food as it is!"

"We're going to fix that. You need to eat better, so we needed to
stage an intervention." He looked at Antoine. "Is that the right
word?" Antoine nodded. "So, here we are." He pointed into the hall.
"Heater, go get the visual aids."

"You made visual aids?" I whined. Antoine nodded again.

"Jason made us," he explained. "We used markers. And glue."

Untitled Spezza/Arnason

Comments

[bkm5191.livejournal.com]

I just wanted to have a public record that ROBYN said The Sens these days are like retarded kindergardeners on meth. And yet somehow you manage to care about them anyways. (Bastards.)

NOT ME. I don't give a rat's ass, a beavers balls or a ferrets pink and friendly about the senators.

I am a leafs fan. The end.

[robi0688.livejournal.com]

It was worth a try :D

Ummm, I love you, Bernie?

[bkm5191.livejournal.com]

I love you to, but not the senators.

You're so cute when you are trying to get away with something.

[crankygeek.livejournal.com]

Seriously little is more humorous than watching a fat ex-player pretending to care about a hard body players' new carb-lite diet.
I watched Brett Hull during the intermissions last night and thought about doughnuts. AHAHAHAHA.

[robi0688.livejournal.com]

But the Senators love youuuuu.

I'll chose to take that as a compliment. ;)

[robi0688.livejournal.com]

I'll bet you Brett Hull was thinking about doughnuts, too.

[bkm5191.livejournal.com]

green tea doughnuts are fucking awesome by the way.

[robi0688.livejournal.com]

I've never had them! But then I don't really like doughnuts. :( Honey cruller timbits notwithstanding. Mmmm. Okay now I want to bribe our boss into a coffee run. Thanks. :p