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Return To Sender (Address Unknown) by Livii (G)
Fandom: DOCTOR WHO
Pairing: None
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livii
Author Website: Author profile on A Teaspoon and an Open Mind
Why this must be read:
With so many post Doomsday fics being full of angst sometimes you just want to read a fic about Rose Tyler getting on with her life, having adventures and kicking ass, and that's exactly what Livii gives us here. In this fic Rose, now the Director of Inconsistent Temporal Activity at Torchwood, has hilarious dimension hopping adventures along with Mickey and Jake.
Oh, and did I mention, it also has a zombie Elvis in it.
"Their queen," Mickey said, disbelievingly.
"I know, I know," Rose said, sighing. "But the Ancephalods thought I was responsible for killing the monster threatening their city, and as a reward, they've crowned me."
"You did kill the monster," Jake said.
Rose waved her hand, and three green creatures appeared in a flash. "No, no," she said, flustered, as Mickey and Jake tried not to laugh. "I don't need you. I was just making a hand gesture!"
The creatures moved away quietly, bowing as they went.
"Clearly, you need to get me out of this," Rose said, pleading with her eyes, not daring to move any part of her body again.
"Your highness," Jake said, "we couldn't possibly deprive your noble subjects of their exalted ruler."
"They're big and ugly green creatures!" Rose said. "And we're way out from anything like our own universe. Come on, just help me down off this throne."
Mickey moved forward to give her a hand, but Jake held him back. "Hang on. How do we know you won't just whack us with that sceptre when you have a chance?"
"Why would I do that?" Rose said sweetly. "Because you're being right arses to me even though I saved these adorable, intelligent creatures from a horrible demise? Nah."
Mickey and Jake laughed, and helped her scramble down from the impossibly high throne.
"Thank you," she said, graciously and regally, and then she smacked them both on the arm with her sceptre and ran off ahead towards the transporter.
Return To Sender (Address Unknown)
Pairing: None
Author on LJ:
livii Author Website: Author profile on A Teaspoon and an Open Mind
Why this must be read:
With so many post Doomsday fics being full of angst sometimes you just want to read a fic about Rose Tyler getting on with her life, having adventures and kicking ass, and that's exactly what Livii gives us here. In this fic Rose, now the Director of Inconsistent Temporal Activity at Torchwood, has hilarious dimension hopping adventures along with Mickey and Jake.
Oh, and did I mention, it also has a zombie Elvis in it.
"Their queen," Mickey said, disbelievingly.
"I know, I know," Rose said, sighing. "But the Ancephalods thought I was responsible for killing the monster threatening their city, and as a reward, they've crowned me."
"You did kill the monster," Jake said.
Rose waved her hand, and three green creatures appeared in a flash. "No, no," she said, flustered, as Mickey and Jake tried not to laugh. "I don't need you. I was just making a hand gesture!"
The creatures moved away quietly, bowing as they went.
"Clearly, you need to get me out of this," Rose said, pleading with her eyes, not daring to move any part of her body again.
"Your highness," Jake said, "we couldn't possibly deprive your noble subjects of their exalted ruler."
"They're big and ugly green creatures!" Rose said. "And we're way out from anything like our own universe. Come on, just help me down off this throne."
Mickey moved forward to give her a hand, but Jake held him back. "Hang on. How do we know you won't just whack us with that sceptre when you have a chance?"
"Why would I do that?" Rose said sweetly. "Because you're being right arses to me even though I saved these adorable, intelligent creatures from a horrible demise? Nah."
Mickey and Jake laughed, and helped her scramble down from the impossibly high throne.
"Thank you," she said, graciously and regally, and then she smacked them both on the arm with her sceptre and ran off ahead towards the transporter.
Return To Sender (Address Unknown)
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