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crack_van2007-07-16 08:59 am
all-you-wanted.livejournal.com) wrote in crack_van2007-07-16 08:59 am
Entry tags:
Smallville/Lilo & Stitch (PG)
Forgive me for the day-lateness but my home comp went crazy this weekend. :(
Title: Pineapple Upside-Down Cake
Pairing: gen
Author on LJ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
paperbkryter
Author Website: Words
Why this must be read: This story is pure crack in its fluffiest most lightest form. It's funny, sweet and even a tad sad. Also it blends and animated Disney movie with a weekly sci-fi teen angst drama flawlessly.
Author's Synopsis - While Lilo and Nani attempt to teach Clark, Chloe and Lana how to hula, Lex is having a rather unusual alien encounter.
"WHAP!!"
"Hey!"
Rising, he shoved his chair out of the way and looked around. He looked under the desk and behind the curtains. He found nothing, but something or someone was smacking him in the head. Touching the sore spot gingerly, he could feel a definite goose egg forming.
"Terrific. Bald and deformed."
Lex settled back into his chair with caution.
"WHAP!"
He whirled, leaping out of the chair and making a grab behind it. From behind him came a weird clattering noise, and he glanced over his shoulder to see something metallic slide across the floor. There was scratching under the desk, followed by a strange scuttling sound, but when Lex bent to look under it there was nothing to be seen.
Was there another invisible freak in his house?
Scowling, Lex bent and picked up the metal object lying on the floor. It was a spoon.
"A spoon?"
* * * * *
Stitch peered out from under a leather sofa and made a soft noise of disgust as the egg man took his spoon. Eggs were supposed to crack when hit with a spoon. This egg hadn't cracked, it had just done a funny dance and yelled a lot.
Maybe he hadn't hit it hard enough.
He slipped out of the room while the man was occupied with the spoon, and went hunting for a shovel.
Pineapple Upside-Down Cake
Title: Pineapple Upside-Down Cake
Pairing: gen
Author on LJ
paperbkryterAuthor Website: Words
Why this must be read: This story is pure crack in its fluffiest most lightest form. It's funny, sweet and even a tad sad. Also it blends and animated Disney movie with a weekly sci-fi teen angst drama flawlessly.
Author's Synopsis - While Lilo and Nani attempt to teach Clark, Chloe and Lana how to hula, Lex is having a rather unusual alien encounter.
"WHAP!!"
"Hey!"
Rising, he shoved his chair out of the way and looked around. He looked under the desk and behind the curtains. He found nothing, but something or someone was smacking him in the head. Touching the sore spot gingerly, he could feel a definite goose egg forming.
"Terrific. Bald and deformed."
Lex settled back into his chair with caution.
"WHAP!"
He whirled, leaping out of the chair and making a grab behind it. From behind him came a weird clattering noise, and he glanced over his shoulder to see something metallic slide across the floor. There was scratching under the desk, followed by a strange scuttling sound, but when Lex bent to look under it there was nothing to be seen.
Was there another invisible freak in his house?
Scowling, Lex bent and picked up the metal object lying on the floor. It was a spoon.
"A spoon?"
* * * * *
Stitch peered out from under a leather sofa and made a soft noise of disgust as the egg man took his spoon. Eggs were supposed to crack when hit with a spoon. This egg hadn't cracked, it had just done a funny dance and yelled a lot.
Maybe he hadn't hit it hard enough.
He slipped out of the room while the man was occupied with the spoon, and went hunting for a shovel.
Pineapple Upside-Down Cake
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