Out and About by Sandy (R)

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fandom: popslash
pairing: Justin/Lance
author on lj: callmesandy 
author website: Suitable For Framing
why this must be read: HOW HAS THIS NEVER BEEN RECCED BEFORE? This is my favorite story of all time, my Number 1 forever, and I know everyone's already read it, but IT'S NEVER BEEN RECCED BEFORE! At least not that I can see. So here it is. The story I've read more times than any other story. Go read it again.  Here, have my very favorite scene:

Justin smiles for the cameras and keeps his hand on Lance's elbow. They get in the limo and as the door closes, Justin is raising the privacy screen. He doesn't look at the other guys, he just spits it out. "Did you fuck him in the back room or just set up a time?"

Lance doesn't bother to look up because he's a fucking prick. He says, "I didn't fuck him anywhere but I wish I had. Because I'm really regretting every single time I ever touched you right now."

"Oh, whatever. You're such a fucking asshole. Fucking propositioning that guy right in front of me. You can't regret fucking me more than I regret fucking you. I wish I could take every single time back." Justin crosses his arm and pushes back in his seat. He's sitting next to Chris and Chris is carefully looking out the window. Which would work better if Joey weren't sitting between Chris and the tinted window.

Lance is flicking imaginary bits of fluff off his jacket. "I didn't proposition anyone in front of you. I flirted with someone, and not very strongly, and he was clearly much more interested in you and you're being a psycho ass and you're not even my boyfriend so lay off this shit right now." Lance has almost raised his voice by the end of this declaration so Justin gets that Lance is angry. Justin could not care less.

"Whatever. You're a shitty pseudo boyfriend, you know that? I can't wait until I can break up with your skanky, anal-retentive, inconsiderate ass."

"You're not the only one counting the days." Lance sighs, all melodramatic. He says, "In fact, you know what, just fucking kill me now, because I can't wait three months for this to be over."

"I hope you're serious, because I am going to take you up on that as soon as there's no witnesses around." Justin glares at Lance. JC is sitting next to him, watching the two of them fight like it's a tennis match.

Lance looks up and finally meets Justin's eyes. He's completely pissed and Justin doesn't care at all. Fucking Lance. Laughing and reaching out and touching that stupid fucking video director while Justin was standing right there. Fucker.

Lance says, "If this is my last night on earth, and if it ends my time with you, I pray it is, in that case." He pauses. "Chris, take off your pants."

Chris whips his head away from the window and says, "Fuck, what do I have to do with this?"

Lance starts to move out of his seat and says, "I'm not gonna die and have the last guy I had sex with be Justin. We have time for a blowjob. Cooperate here, Chris."

Chris holds up his hands. "No way, Lance. Seriously." Chris smiles. "Not that I'm not tempted, but maybe without Justin sitting right next to me."

Justin is about to kill everyone. Chris for acting like this is so funny, Joey and JC just for existing, Lance for everything. Justin says, "No one wants your used skanky ass."

"Chris wants me, he's just stupidly afraid of you. I'm not. And I'll blow the limo driver if I have to to make sure the last dick in my mouth wasn't yours." Lance reaches over like he's actually gonna buzz the driver and Joey lunges to stop him. Lance looks at Joey, sprawled across the back seats and says, "Joey? You volunteering? Cause shit, man, if I'd know there was a chance you swung my way I'd, well, I'd have done a lot of things differently."

Joey says, "Shut up."

JC starts laughing and Justin would rip his lungs out but it's JC. And JC's been so nice lately, to Lance, Justin doesn't say anything. Lance looks over at JC and says, "What's so fucking funny?"

JC says, "You two. You're really cute, you know that? I hadn't noticed before. You're really cute."

Justin fumes and contemplates all the ways he can kill Lance and get away with it. Lance snorts and says, "We're not, but okay."

Joey flops on his back on the floor of the limo and says, "You're being pretty fucking annoying right now, both of you. Settle this, okay?"

Chris says, "And yeah, because I'm too old to be propositioned like this -- I could have a heart attack!"

Justin won't laugh, they can't make him so he stays mad until the limo gets them all home and he doesn't officially forgive Lance until sometime after the very impressive rimjob Lance gives him as penance.

Out and About

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[raveninthewind.livejournal.com]

I effing LOVE that story. Great choice.