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Blue Tattoo by Miss Muskeg (R)
Fandom: HARD CORE LOGO
Genre: Slash
Author on LJ: Not as far as I know
Author website: None as far as I know
Why this must be read:
Since I couldn't do any recs over the weekend, I figured I'd give you two today, especially since I might be too busy with births tomorrow to get to any recs then.
This is another one from the old Ten Buck Fuck site that I despaired of finding until
terrio found it for me. It's mostly a look back at the past, although it's set after the movie. There's a soupcon of Dickens' Christmas Carol running through the story, but the characterizations are pure punk, pure Hard Core Logo. This story is definitely one of my favorites.
"No body ever came down here -- this whole basement was mine," says Joe. "I jerked off about a hundred million times down here. The whole place is covered in my jiz. Spunkland. Fucking theme park. Roll a virgin around on the carpet and nine months later you'll get the second coming."
I lift my feet gingerly, but I don't seem to be sticking to the carpet so I relax and take another sip of my coffee.
"I was a machine," says Joe. "I would have happily whacked off Billy Boy there, too. But Billy, he didn't like to be touched."
Kid Joe jumps closer to Billy. Billy jumps down to the floor, still air guitaring.
Joe shrugs, slouches out of the room and closes the door behind us. A sudden beat of pigeon wings and the scene in the basement changes.
Blue Tattoo.
Genre: Slash
Author on LJ: Not as far as I know
Author website: None as far as I know
Why this must be read:
Since I couldn't do any recs over the weekend, I figured I'd give you two today, especially since I might be too busy with births tomorrow to get to any recs then.
This is another one from the old Ten Buck Fuck site that I despaired of finding until
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"No body ever came down here -- this whole basement was mine," says Joe. "I jerked off about a hundred million times down here. The whole place is covered in my jiz. Spunkland. Fucking theme park. Roll a virgin around on the carpet and nine months later you'll get the second coming."
I lift my feet gingerly, but I don't seem to be sticking to the carpet so I relax and take another sip of my coffee.
"I was a machine," says Joe. "I would have happily whacked off Billy Boy there, too. But Billy, he didn't like to be touched."
Kid Joe jumps closer to Billy. Billy jumps down to the floor, still air guitaring.
Joe shrugs, slouches out of the room and closes the door behind us. A sudden beat of pigeon wings and the scene in the basement changes.
Blue Tattoo.
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