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crack_van2007-09-16 12:41 pm
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Entry tags:
Battlestar Galactica/Firefly (PG-13)
Title: One Yu Bun Duh Planet, by Ana
Pairing: Jayne and Helo gen
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ana_grrl
Author Website: Ana's Fiction
Why this must be read:
Well the summary (Jayne hates this stupid planet and its stupid gorram robots.) should grab you immediately for its sheer brilliance. The premise of this is that Jayne meets Helo while on Caprica trying to evade the Cylons. Then there is talking about Reavers and Cylons and also shooting Cylons and discussion of naming guns. It's funny and perfectly in character for both Jayne and Helo, and well grounded in both shows' canon.
"You've never heard of the Cylons?" Helo asks as they move through the forest.
Jayne's cigar is out now and tucked into his pocket. He ain't sure if maybe the robots can track the way it smells or something, and anyway, he don't want to lose it. "You ain't ever heard of the Reavers?" And then he drops down low, because he can hear the Cylons walking through the brush.
Helo gets down too, and they watch as Cylons walk by, about as loud as Mal when he's in a pissy mood.
"Don't shoot them," Helo whispers. "Wait it out. They're moving past us. Shooting them might alert others."
Jayne shrugs, hoisting Vera up a little. "I like shootin' 'em," he says, and then he does. First he takes out one of the big Centurions – that's what Helo calls them – and then the little blonde woman with them. That makes this the seventh time he's seen her.
He's about to take out the second and third Centurion when Helo does it for him. "Nice shooting," Jayne says, grinning.
Helo frowns at him. "Have you ever heard of stealth? Tactics?"
Sure. Jayne's heard of them. Don't mean they're friends or nothing.
One Yu Bun Duh Planet
Pairing: Jayne and Helo gen
Author on LJ:
ana_grrlAuthor Website: Ana's Fiction
Why this must be read:
Well the summary (Jayne hates this stupid planet and its stupid gorram robots.) should grab you immediately for its sheer brilliance. The premise of this is that Jayne meets Helo while on Caprica trying to evade the Cylons. Then there is talking about Reavers and Cylons and also shooting Cylons and discussion of naming guns. It's funny and perfectly in character for both Jayne and Helo, and well grounded in both shows' canon.
"You've never heard of the Cylons?" Helo asks as they move through the forest.
Jayne's cigar is out now and tucked into his pocket. He ain't sure if maybe the robots can track the way it smells or something, and anyway, he don't want to lose it. "You ain't ever heard of the Reavers?" And then he drops down low, because he can hear the Cylons walking through the brush.
Helo gets down too, and they watch as Cylons walk by, about as loud as Mal when he's in a pissy mood.
"Don't shoot them," Helo whispers. "Wait it out. They're moving past us. Shooting them might alert others."
Jayne shrugs, hoisting Vera up a little. "I like shootin' 'em," he says, and then he does. First he takes out one of the big Centurions – that's what Helo calls them – and then the little blonde woman with them. That makes this the seventh time he's seen her.
He's about to take out the second and third Centurion when Helo does it for him. "Nice shooting," Jayne says, grinning.
Helo frowns at him. "Have you ever heard of stealth? Tactics?"
Sure. Jayne's heard of them. Don't mean they're friends or nothing.
One Yu Bun Duh Planet