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crack_van2007-11-11 10:17 pm
fragmentpieces.livejournal.com) wrote in crack_van2007-11-11 10:17 pm
Entry tags:
Morning Rituals by Nixa Jane aka Layton Colt (K)
Fandom: STARGATE SG1
Pairing: none
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
laytoncolt
Author Website:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
nixa_jane
Why this must be read:
I am at a loss of words to describe this fic to you. Amongst the candidates were "Jaffa were not born sparkly" and "Skin care is vitally important to the life of a Jaffa", but I could not string these words together in a way that would make sense to anybody.
In 10 words or less, Teal'c gives Sam makeup tips. This is pure crack!fic at its best, insane, funny and yet somewhat believable given the universe this story takes place in.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I Give You, Morning Rituals at fanfiction.net
Pairing: none
Author on LJ:
laytoncoltAuthor Website:
nixa_janeWhy this must be read:
I am at a loss of words to describe this fic to you. Amongst the candidates were "Jaffa were not born sparkly" and "Skin care is vitally important to the life of a Jaffa", but I could not string these words together in a way that would make sense to anybody.
In 10 words or less, Teal'c gives Sam makeup tips. This is pure crack!fic at its best, insane, funny and yet somewhat believable given the universe this story takes place in.
Ladies and Gentlemen, I Give You, Morning Rituals at fanfiction.net