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Fifty-three Stories About Snape and Black by Amanuensis (R)
FANDOM: HARRY POTTER
Pairing: Sirius Black/Severus Snape
Author on LJ:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
amanuensis1
Author Website: Despoiling Harry
Why this must be read:
For a moment, I was completely stunned that no one had recced this fic here before. Amanuensis is the one whom I personally have to thank to getting me into smut, slash, and specifically, Harry Potter slash. She's completely fabulous, I think, more than capable of writing full-body shuddering fic and laugh out loud fic, and both linger for a good, long time.
This story is unique, as, in the author's own words, it's "A parody written for the Intimate Enemies (Snape/Black) FQF, consisting of all 53 challenges, answered." Totally hilarious. Here are a few of my favourites:
8. Either Severus or Sirius gets amnesia. (Tasogare)
"You're my lover; I bottom; I wear a French maid costume, but to work, not to bed; in bed I wear moose antlers...something tells me I'm not buying this."
11. Sirius writes Severus a letter to apologize for EVERYTHING. (Tasogare)
"Dear Snivellus, I'm sorry that Adam and Eve ate the apple, and I'm sorry that Cain slew Abel, and I'm sorry that Lucifer rebelled and was cast out of heaven, and I'm sorry that--what do you mean, too sarcastic, Headmaster?"
40. Teenage Severus and Sirius are lost in Muggle London at night. (Tasogare)
"I thought it was a minion of the Dark Lord."
"It was a MIME."
"Well, you could have stopped me before I hexed the bugger."
"Nah, I hate them too."
"You think we'll be here long?"
"Dunno. I still can't figure out why they wouldn't tell us where the fireplace was when they said they'd let us have one call."
41. One of the pair has an annoying habit the other tries to break him of. (Tasogare)
"If you shout 'Tally-ho!' one more time during orgasm, I'm denying you sex for the rest of our lives."
46. Severus and Sirius are literally stuck together for 24 hours. (Tasogare)
"I told you that wasn't lube. You never listen to me."
"Oh, shut up."
Okay, I'll stop now before I end up pasting the whole thing in. Enjoy Fifty-three Stories About Snape and Black.
Also, enjoy the new Half-Blood Prince poster!!! :)
Pairing: Sirius Black/Severus Snape
Author on LJ:
amanuensis1Author Website: Despoiling Harry
Why this must be read:
For a moment, I was completely stunned that no one had recced this fic here before. Amanuensis is the one whom I personally have to thank to getting me into smut, slash, and specifically, Harry Potter slash. She's completely fabulous, I think, more than capable of writing full-body shuddering fic and laugh out loud fic, and both linger for a good, long time.
This story is unique, as, in the author's own words, it's "A parody written for the Intimate Enemies (Snape/Black) FQF, consisting of all 53 challenges, answered." Totally hilarious. Here are a few of my favourites:
8. Either Severus or Sirius gets amnesia. (Tasogare)
"You're my lover; I bottom; I wear a French maid costume, but to work, not to bed; in bed I wear moose antlers...something tells me I'm not buying this."
11. Sirius writes Severus a letter to apologize for EVERYTHING. (Tasogare)
"Dear Snivellus, I'm sorry that Adam and Eve ate the apple, and I'm sorry that Cain slew Abel, and I'm sorry that Lucifer rebelled and was cast out of heaven, and I'm sorry that--what do you mean, too sarcastic, Headmaster?"
40. Teenage Severus and Sirius are lost in Muggle London at night. (Tasogare)
"I thought it was a minion of the Dark Lord."
"It was a MIME."
"Well, you could have stopped me before I hexed the bugger."
"Nah, I hate them too."
"You think we'll be here long?"
"Dunno. I still can't figure out why they wouldn't tell us where the fireplace was when they said they'd let us have one call."
41. One of the pair has an annoying habit the other tries to break him of. (Tasogare)
"If you shout 'Tally-ho!' one more time during orgasm, I'm denying you sex for the rest of our lives."
46. Severus and Sirius are literally stuck together for 24 hours. (Tasogare)
"I told you that wasn't lube. You never listen to me."
"Oh, shut up."
Okay, I'll stop now before I end up pasting the whole thing in. Enjoy Fifty-three Stories About Snape and Black.
Also, enjoy the new Half-Blood Prince poster!!! :)
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