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Flying Pigs Paper Hats and Pretty Girls All in a Row by paperbkryter (PG-13)
Fandom: Smallville
Pairing: Lex/Lana
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paperbkryter
Author Website: Words
Why this must be read: A season one Lexana fic that is hilarious and a little sad as it shows the hints of Lex and Lana becoming more than just Clark's friends, even from the beginning.
Author's Synopsis - Lex and Lana are kidnapped and handcuffed together. During a long walk back to Smallville they talk about Clark, and a few other things.
His first sensation upon emerging from the darkness was of cold. He was cold, and for someone who was rarely cold, this was quite a shock. It caused him to wonder just exactly who was to blame for it (he wasn't, for sure) and whether or not it would require some sort of disciplinary action. (The boss is cold, and you're fired.)
The second sensation he felt was not so much a sensation as it was an emotion; he was annoyed. He was annoyed that he was cold. He was annoyed that someone would be in trouble because he was cold, and he was annoyed that for some reason he didn't seem to be able to move his arms or legs.
That caused him to open his eyes.
And then he remembered.
The meeting with Lana regarding the first quarter earnings of the Talon.
The rude man who burst into the den right in the middle of the meeting.
The rude man waving a gun.
Getting hit in the head.
Again.
Damnit.
Getting rather tired of that scenario.
Flying Pigs Paper Hats and Pretty Girls All in a Row
Pairing: Lex/Lana
Author on LJ
paperbkryterAuthor Website: Words
Why this must be read: A season one Lexana fic that is hilarious and a little sad as it shows the hints of Lex and Lana becoming more than just Clark's friends, even from the beginning.
Author's Synopsis - Lex and Lana are kidnapped and handcuffed together. During a long walk back to Smallville they talk about Clark, and a few other things.
His first sensation upon emerging from the darkness was of cold. He was cold, and for someone who was rarely cold, this was quite a shock. It caused him to wonder just exactly who was to blame for it (he wasn't, for sure) and whether or not it would require some sort of disciplinary action. (The boss is cold, and you're fired.)
The second sensation he felt was not so much a sensation as it was an emotion; he was annoyed. He was annoyed that he was cold. He was annoyed that someone would be in trouble because he was cold, and he was annoyed that for some reason he didn't seem to be able to move his arms or legs.
That caused him to open his eyes.
And then he remembered.
The meeting with Lana regarding the first quarter earnings of the Talon.
The rude man who burst into the den right in the middle of the meeting.
The rude man waving a gun.
Getting hit in the head.
Again.
Damnit.
Getting rather tired of that scenario.
Flying Pigs Paper Hats and Pretty Girls All in a Row