ext_18607 ([identity profile] chaletian.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] crack_van2008-03-11 12:29 pm
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Mug Shots by DrawMeASheep (PG)

Fandom: NCIS
Pairing: Gen
Author on LJ: ---
Author Website: ff.net profile
Why this must be read: Once again, let me embrace the everyday dynamic of the characters. This is a post-ep for season 5's Tribes, though I don't think it's particularly spoilery, picking up on McGee's ludicrously gigantic mug. It's fairly plot-lite, but I think it demonstrates nicely and with humour the close relationships the team has fostered, and their eternal fondness of taking the piss out of McGee.


Ziva sat on her desk, staring at the object Tony had shoved in front of her face. “I give up.”

“It’s the Washington Monument!”

“I know that,” she replied with an eye-roll to counteract his incredulous glee at filling her in. “Why do you have a six-inch model of it? You can see the real thing anytime you want.”

“Not in McGee’s mug.” She didn’t give him the satisfaction of looking interested. “I’m gonna glue it to the bottom, so when he gets about halfway down, boom! National monument! Good, huh?”

She took the model from Tony and looked at it carefully. “It’s rather phallic, don’t you think?”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean it looks a bit like…”

“I know that part!” he shouted, grabbing the little monument back from her. “I just want to know why you brought it up!”

“I just find it interesting. You want to put your Washington Monument in McGee’s mug? What would Sigmund Freud say?”

“Something about you having penis envy? What did he ever say?”



Mug Shots

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