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H is for Helga by Draegyn (PG)
Fandom: HARRY POTTER
Pairing: Harry Potter/Severus Snape, Helga Hufflepuff/Salazar Slytherin
Length: ~ 5,600 words
Author on LJ:
draegyn
Author Website: unknown
Why this must be read:
There are many fics in the HP fandom that have Harry going back to the founders time...as well as fics where characters have their gender changed for whatever reason. This story however is very different from any others. Draegyn's Harry is hilarious, with enough Slytherin in him to make life very interesting.
Harry sighed miserably and tried, discretely, to loosen the corset. The damn thing was turning his internal organs into so much mush.
At that instant, adding insult to injury, Harry happened to see Ron snickering at him. Oh, did he forget to add Ron to The List? Because he was up there, way up there. What to do… what kind of punishment for a boy who did nothing while his girlfriend turned his best friend into a girl and then laughed when said girlfriend made it so that only she could break the spell? Harry was stuck doing this bloody show and tell on the life of Hufflepuff. The least interesting of the founders to boot! Otherwise, Hermione wouldn’t turn him back!
ARRRGGGG!!!
If the gods hated him half as much as Snape did, then they were surely getting a laugh out of this! Snape certainly was. Hidden in a shadowy corner near the door, he was getting maximum entertainment value for this spectacle. Harry hated him.
Harry hated Hermione. Hell, he just hated the whole damned world. He wished that somebody would just put him out of his bloody misery.
H is for Helga
and sequels :
S is for Slytherin: the apprentice
S is for Slytherin: the Master
Pairing: Harry Potter/Severus Snape, Helga Hufflepuff/Salazar Slytherin
Length: ~ 5,600 words
Author on LJ:
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Author Website: unknown
Why this must be read:
There are many fics in the HP fandom that have Harry going back to the founders time...as well as fics where characters have their gender changed for whatever reason. This story however is very different from any others. Draegyn's Harry is hilarious, with enough Slytherin in him to make life very interesting.
Harry sighed miserably and tried, discretely, to loosen the corset. The damn thing was turning his internal organs into so much mush.
At that instant, adding insult to injury, Harry happened to see Ron snickering at him. Oh, did he forget to add Ron to The List? Because he was up there, way up there. What to do… what kind of punishment for a boy who did nothing while his girlfriend turned his best friend into a girl and then laughed when said girlfriend made it so that only she could break the spell? Harry was stuck doing this bloody show and tell on the life of Hufflepuff. The least interesting of the founders to boot! Otherwise, Hermione wouldn’t turn him back!
ARRRGGGG!!!
If the gods hated him half as much as Snape did, then they were surely getting a laugh out of this! Snape certainly was. Hidden in a shadowy corner near the door, he was getting maximum entertainment value for this spectacle. Harry hated him.
Harry hated Hermione. Hell, he just hated the whole damned world. He wished that somebody would just put him out of his bloody misery.
H is for Helga
and sequels :
S is for Slytherin: the apprentice
S is for Slytherin: the Master