Good Guy, Bad Guy by Cordelianne and Reremouse (Mature)

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Fandom: BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
Pairing: Spike/Xander
Author on LJ: cordelianne and reremouse
Author Website: I think everything is on their livejournals. This fic is hosted at spring_with_xan however.
Why this must be read:

Because it's clever and long and hilarious with perfect voices and perfect lines that you can read over and over never tire of.

Plot: In a post-Chosen, post-NFA, non-comic canon compliant world, Xander's working with the Council and Spike's working with Angel. Somehow they keep running into each other.



It's two months, one week and four days of riding a mule through the Andes since Xander last saw Spike so it seems perfectly natural the first thing he says to him across a table at the Tampu should be: "I've been riding a mule for months, Spike. I'm not bottoming."

And just as natural Spike might answer, "Does that mean a blow job's out of the question?"

It doesn't.

For either of them.

And the sex isn't so much talky in Machu Picchu because he learned fast there's enough air either to fuck or to talk - not both - and Xander's a guy who knows where his priorities lie.



Good Guy, Bad Guy