Meetings by ZP Florian (PG-13)

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Fandom:Star Wars
Pairing: Han/Leia, plus other Solo family members and their own sweeties.
Author's Website: The Darth Side
Author on LJ: ZP is no longer on the net.

Why this must be read:

Insanely funny story. Worth the bad formatting for the sheer humor factor. Han takes Leia home to meet the family: his mom and sister. Mama Solo is a true matriarch, "She had wide shoulders and large hands, a mass of gray, unruly
hair,and a face to scare away a thousand ships."

Sister, Sueryma (you work it out), is knocked up, and we get full, florid description of the lovemaking that never mentions genitalia.

But the knock-your-socks-off punchline is better than Sueryma, tales of Han's toilet training, and Mama Solo's marital advice of "First of all, you gotta be firm with him. If he gets out of line, don't be afraid to hit him with something heavy. Don't worry, he is used to it."

Go, read it. but don't drink while doing so.










Meetings